Curly Turnbull

Mildly bewildered Old Timer who detests all trickle down effects

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

If you don't like wearing a face mask, you'll hate being on a ventilator. -Anon.

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

Salesman: “I’m sorry you’re unsatisfied with my service Madam & wish to complain. Please let me take down your particulars.”

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

@mackaysuzie @MsRebeccaRobins My hat size is: 6&3/4. -Curly

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

@AmieKaufman @MeaganSpooner Yes it'd be exciting, provided bum tickets were in plentiful supply.

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol So Parliament is off until August Morrison and his Cabinet will make the rules no members of the opposition we are now under a dictatorship and we didn't see it coming

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol anyone else starting to think that Big Business is starting to use #coronavirusaustralia as excuse to write off some bad debts and take advantage of people's suffering ?

[VictimNumber15 @VNumber15]

@MsRebeccaRobins I have the utmost respect for you, Rebecca, and I can't stand people who discriminate against you.
I have absolutely no right to judge you in any way, shape, or form, and neither has anyone else!
People judging you is a bigger sin than anything you do. They don't self judge.

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol #COVID19au So the Gov wants to close down brothels ? dangerous idea will make some women go to ground , street walking using their own premises bad idea Morrison Sex work has been around since history began

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol #COVID19au I know for a fact a lot of women work in brothels to try and save money to escape domestic violence .Sex work in a brothel is safe you would have more change of getting the virus from someone at a restaurant than a brothel Morrison has no idea

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol #covid19australia so you can legally get a hair cut with someone breathing so close to your face but you can't legally get a Hand Job um ok

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

Wow, you are sitting on a gold mine!

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@SolterK @AmieKaufman Amie, where have all the bum tickets gone, and who's buying them all?

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

@JessicaBrody @AmieKaufman Amie, where have all the bum tickets gone?

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

Where have all the bum tickets gone?

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

"a slight titter ran around the room"

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

@HeyMum3 Hahaha...I'm in Church St Brighton Victoria. You have spare bum tickets?

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

Damnit, I'm almost out of bum tickets...where do I get some more? Shelves are still empty!

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

Eve Cronk: you gave me one of the happy moments of my entire life....everlasting thanks!

[Curly Turnbull @CurlyTurnbull]

@MsRebeccaRobins I really love it when you let one rip!

[MsMonneyPenny @OZPennyMonney]

#auspol Queen flees Buck palace that's it we are all F**ked WW2 the king queen stayed, most Kings of England went into battle but Lizzie flees bet Charlie is hiding under the bed with his pot plants and Camilla is downing Gin and Tonic sucking on Benson and Hedges