jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel)

i spend limited time on this hellsite

she/elle

[jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel) @CurmudgeonChief]

this sums up everything I have to say about The Situation

[jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel) @CurmudgeonChief]

welp. it's been real, tweeps

[Amichai Stein @AmichaiStein1]

#BREAKING: WSJ: Twitter and Elon Musk reach deal on buyout, to be announced shortly

[jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel) @CurmudgeonChief]

this is the only social media platform i'm on and i'm looking forward to spending more time in meatspace if it gets bought out

[jorts stan account (the cat, not the apparel) @CurmudgeonChief]

@kgpart @JortsTheCat i appreciate your input kpart, but according 9 out of 10 experts in the field, the correct way to describe the fifteen-block radius around my ottawa residence is (JORTS: ask Jean to cover your ears for a sec) a giant clusterfuck of human stupidity and police corruption

[Jenn Jefferys @JennJefferys]

at some point we need to talk about the severe public safety concerns this event has presented for residents of Ottawa's downtown core. every Lowertown and Centretown resident I've spoken to is truly frightened, unable to leave their home, and feeling completely abandoned.