Jenny Curran

I'm not Forrest Gump's girlfriend

[Juliet @JulietMckee]

As soon as @BBCNews chose to focus on Axel Rudakubana being autistic, my heart sank.

Most people with ASD that I know, my daughter included, have a higher sense of justice & morality than anyone else I know.

His being ASD is nothing to do with him being a callous murderer!!

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

"Do you have a minute to hop on a video chat?"

Me, in work from home goblin mode:

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

My first day working as a consultant at Microsoft! All going extremely well apart from tripping over a cable. 99% sure I plugged it back in the right socket.

[Hal Haney @HalHaneyArt]

Christ, it’s a PS2, not a horse-drawn carriage.

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

another day passed without using mean median or mode

[Jenny Curran @Curran_Jenny]

Cold and battered pizza delivered 😥 @pizzahutuk

[David Chipakupaku 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇿🇲 @David_Chippa]

Everyday there’s something new from the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience, I don’t want this to end.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

The failed Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow is one of the funniest things to happen this decade

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[Jenny Curran @Curran_Jenny]

@BBCNews

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t January.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Every night

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"incorrect username or password"

BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[Fuck off @Get_effed]

Christmas adverts: "Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It's Christmas!"

New year adverts: "Look at what you've done to yourself, you fat sack of shit"

[Jenny Curran @Curran_Jenny]

To my TUI family 💙

Today is my last day with the business after 26 years!
My whole career life has been made amazing, emotional, challenging, exciting but always very fun.

I've met hundreds of amazing people and made countless friends along the way & will miss you all 💙💙💙

[Jenny Curran @Curran_Jenny]

@ParanormaIVideo A clockwork orange

[Jenny Curran @Curran_Jenny]

My 2nd #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
My #WaveOfLight for Harley and all of the angel babies flying high with him too 🕊💙