I almost missed this! Southern Book Club's Guide to Slaying Vampires is $3.99 on the Kindle for today only and TODAY IS ALMOST GONE!!!
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Order of operations:
1) 25th Amendment so he doesn't have control over our nuclear arsenal;
2) Impeachment and removal so he's never allowed to run again;
3) Expulsion of Cruz, Hawley, and everyone else who attempted this seditious coup;
4) Inaugurating Joe Biden.
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@joe_hill@HarlanCoben For me, this week it was Paul Tremblay and then Grady Hendrix. I ‘d never read either before and have blasted through 4 books in a week (that’s a lot with two kids and a small biz in a pandemic).
I should probably be cleaning or working or stopping kids from watching infinite amounts of Tern Titans Go! Instead, I’m reading my third @grady_hendrix book in as many days. #reading#horror#books
My husband’s game is out for iOS and Android. Check out the tutorial here! Tangol September 2020 Update Tutorial https://t.co/5JHSfuhshw via @YouTube#wordgames#puzzles
It’s halfway through the week, you just did laundry, and suddenly your kid is out of underwear! Why? Because they’re in the cat bed, of course! #momming#justwhy#kids#cats#pets#kidsthesedays
When seat belts were first introduced in 1968, there were idiots who insisted they “infringed on their freedoms” and would physically cut them out of their cars. We make fun of those people now. Can you guess who we’ll be making fun of in 2072?
Typical for our house.
Husband: *quietly* I love you g...
Me: *thinking he’s being sweet, opens mouth to respond*
Husband: *finishing* ...Godzilla
#punchbunny#godzilla#kaiju#love
@wijoha @punchbunnyllc Agree with this guy. Chapelle has been over the line and not funny for years. IMO He’s kind of like Trump in that people only like him because he says the shit people wish they could say (that doesn’t make him funny or right in saying it).
@punchbunnyllc@Nextdoor Yes it really is. This is not the first cat conversation I’ve gotten into that’s gone badly (last time didn’t involve me, but had someone accuse a guy of mansplaining because he suggested someone else’s cat might be safer indoors).