Curtis

@CurtsPrivParts Hater of East Midlands trains and Stoke City Football Club

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

It should be a knighthood but at least it’s a start, done more for this city than anyone👑

[Stoke City FC @stokecity]

A man whose positive influence on our city can never be overstated.

While his mission has never been about personal acclaim, all at Stoke City are thrilled to see Lou Macari recognised in the King’s Birthday Honours List.

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

He’s a vale fan this week is he?

[Port Vale Football Club @OfficialPVFC]

We are extremely proud to announce a landmark two-year partnership with global music icon and life-long supporter, @robbiewilliams.

In addition to the front-of-shirt sponsor, Robbie will become the very first @PVFCFoundation ambassador.

#PVFC | #RobbieWilliams

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

Refs had the match fee on over 60 booking points

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The whole of the UK listening to GTA taxi music whilst the rest of the World watched advert breaks😭😭😭

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

Jon Champion on commentary, our game isn’t quite gone yet

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

I want some compensation for 2011 if we’re playing these games

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

This case has huge implications for Clubs who feel they were disadvantaged by Chelsea's breach of the Premier League rules, and, IF found guilty, Clubs who may have lost out to Manchester City for trophies and Champions League places. Any sports lawyers thinking of going on holiday may have to postpone them.

[Daniel 🦁🦁🦁 @dan_ofthesouth]

Sad that just 7 years later even this seems another world away in this era of the remigration headbangers

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

*standing for election as president of a European football superpower*

"If I'm elected, I pledge to sign...*spins wheel on 38-0 app*...

Laurent Robert from the 01-02 Newcastle side. And Junior Hoilett from Cardiff 18-19"

[Ray Von @Morkvarg]

Spent upwards of 2 hours of my day so far spinning the Premier League roulette wheel and I've come to the conclusion 38-0 is impossible

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

Our starting goalkeeper against Germany in the knockouts of a World Cup made a free transfer to Bristol City a month later, we’ve come a long way in 16 years

[PoolieMags @Pooliemags1Ttv]

David James on some of them goals was pathetic looking back

[Y @tinscognito__]

Any England player using a palm cooling device or an ice jacket should call up the family of a serving armed forces hero and explain himself.

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

ACLs torn just looking at this

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🔍 Exclusive pics of tomorrow’s playing surface in Tampa that awaits England

👇 Full story below w/ @MikeKeegan_DM

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

RIP Anthony head x

[Adrian 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @awedgewood]

The beeb surpassed itself here😆

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

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[⛷️ @stokaljona]

Thank you for speaking out, sir

[qvcfan @qvcfan5442]

Seeing someone from Scouting For Girls talk about West Germany doing meth to beat in Hungary in 1954... This is what television was made for!

[Matthew Stadlen @MatthewStadlen]

Farage, of course, has form. He did it after the Southport murders. He’s doing it again after the murder or Henry Nowak. He looks to divide and destroy rather than unite and build.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

The police officers need to be fully investigated. Henry was dying in front of them, telling them that he couldn't breathe and that he had been stabbed, yet they appeared not to take his condition seriously. You can clearly hear him struggling to speak as they repeatedly asked for his name. It was only later that the female officer noticed his eyes.

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

What a time we had, we’ll be back one day

[Cal_SCFC @cal_scfc]

Wanted to try and make this video for ages. Genuinely quite proud of how it turned out

[Curtis @CurtisSCFC]

@Bunnyduckmag @TouchlineX Keep it up Bunny, sensational work tonight with these