Curtis Edmonds

Author: next book on the way, THE FAIRYLAND TRAVEL AGENCY. Cornbread dressing evangelist. Disappointed Cowboys fan. More than just a little misunderstood.

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I wrote a very long, very detailed piece on @Medium where I assigned a specific country music song for each of the 254 counties of Texas. It's probably the weirdest thing you will read this year. https://t.co/tOPxklXnZB

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When you see a posts that says "You have to get rid of X of these Y things" or "you can only choose one" please remember that the person posting it is a closeted psychopath Nazi Communist and you literally do not have to obey them by choosing, or getting rid of, anything

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@charlesmurray I like to think the same of my old boss Phil Gramm.

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@didymus77 They didn’t have the budget to simulate the gravity changes, which doesn’t actually excuse the stupidity.

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@yinzer_g Mike Hargrove, the Human Rain Delay.

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@emzanotti When my wife was pregnant with twins, we went to Barbados and took a cruise around the island. My wife got hungry and volunteered me to get her something to eat. I swiped a piece of cake, got caught, and explained that it was for my pregnant wife. They fixed her SO MUCH CAKE.

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@varadmehta There was some discussion about who is a nepo baby but who has real talent; that’s certainly a category for Randy Newman.

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@KassyAkiva No. I blotted all that out of my memory.

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@SlangsOnSports @EliasSports In traffic leaving the game; wore my “Baseball is the Best” T-shirt!

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@varadmehta At the game. Harper hit for the cycle; Schwarber hit 3HR.

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Has anyone before hit for the cycle (Harper) while a teammate hits 2 HRs in 1 inning (Schwarber)?

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BRYCE HARPER TRIPLES TO COMPLETE THE CYCLE!

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@CynicalPublius Li’l Smokies with red currant jelly sauce.

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@ThrillaRilla369 Bad breath is better than no breath at all

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@DoctahDean I was in Washington the day after Phil Hartman died. Barry Goldwater died the next day. All of the flags went to half staff. I’m wandering around DC asking myself, “all this for Phil Hartman?”

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@OrignalMrCool @luke_winkie Dude has $80 million in the bank, according to estimates. Even if it’s a tenth of that, he doesn’t need to be doing this.

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@BBHerodotus When my dad was a boy preacher in the 1950’s, he gave a sermon about the Book of Job, pronounced with the short O.

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@jimantle I ended up not buying a Mercedes SUV because it was indistinguishable from the Hyundai Santa Fe I already had.

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@BruceFeiler I was walking through a park with my daughter. We ran across a place where a tree had been cut down. I said, “Do you know what kind of tree that is?” She didn’t know. I said, “Me neither. I’m stumped.”

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@aliciaandrz I’ve lost thirty pounds; going to my nephew’s wedding in Missouri in October and hopefully will be down fifty by then, but expect no one will notice.