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‘97 Big Ten POY, ‘97 Consensus AA, 2x First-Team All-Big Ten, 5th Overall Pick ‘98 Draft, Suit Connoisseur

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Police bodycam video of Dianna Russini name-dropping her way out of a ticket for texting while driving has been released.

Russini lied, claiming she got off easy by allowing the cop to FaceTime his favorite NFL head coach.

This video clearly shows that wasn't true.

The Russini files never end 🤦‍♂️

(via @AdamHerbets)

[Austin Bechtold @AustinRBechtold]

Pirates potential lineup after All-Star:

DH Spencer Horwitz
2B Brandon Lowe
LF Bryan Reynolds
1B Ryan O’Hearn
SS Konnor Griffin
CF Oneil Cruz
RF Esmerlyn Valdez
C Endy Rodriguez
3B Nick Gonzales

Bench: Triolo, Callihan, Mangum, Davis

This lineup is really really good

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

NEED INSURANCE? CALL 1-800-ENDY.

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

Endy knew he was sending the next pitch out of the park

[Kody Duncan @KodyDuncanPGH]

Is it time to start to believing in Endy Rodriguez?

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

MLB really needs to adjust the ABS rules to include a small margin of error

The fact this is a strike on Bryce Harper is ridiculous

[Kody Duncan @KodyDuncanPGH]

Watching this Pirates bullpen has to be one of our military’s enhanced interrogation techniques.

It’s absolute torture.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our flight back home is on July 23rd lol. We need a lot of good suggestions for what to do in the coming weeks.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened

[Randall @Randall4oon]

Knoxville was the OG rage baiter.

[Dan El Captain @Mrstanleycup]

Real luxury in Pennsylvania isn't a mansion or a gated community. It's a house tucked away on a mountain, surrounded by trees, and silence. No hearing your neighbors through the walls, no bumper to bumper parking, no strangers treating your yard like a dog park, and no HOA measuring your trash cans. You can't even see them with a telescope

Out there, seeing another person is an occasional event, not a daily routine. If someone knocks on the door, it's probably family... or you're pretending you didn't hear it. That's the kind of peace and quiet a lot of Pennsylvanians dream about.

[Always On Tour @_AlwaysOnTour_]

A Red Rocks double encore doesn't get much cooler than this. Widespread bringing the heat with Goin' Out West 🤘⛰️
#AlwaysOnTour #WidespreadPanic #RedRocks #GoinOutWest

[Platinum Key @PlatinumKey13]

Watching Brandon Lowe this year, I have absolutely no idea how his defensive metrics were so bad with the Rays

WHAT. A. PLAY.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Oh my god Josh Naylor is a complete lunatic.

[Connor Griffin @RealCGriff]

This is where the McDonald’s in downtown State College used to be. This is where my gameday breakfast tradition started. Now it’s been knocked down to make way for another high-rise.

Coming face-to-face with this reality is tough. Sad is an understatement.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy, who ignored the invite for my moms spaghetti, will now be required to head back to Germany after they have lost the soccer game

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

USA beat Paraguay 4-1 btw

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

PARAGUAY!!!!

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

No one mobilizes the troops like our boss Dave Portnoy