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[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

@SteveTizard A pooperoni, if you will.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Ian. Our new Pizza Jigsaws (TM) are hours of fun for all the family. Let us know how you get on!

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Please don't worry - these are harmless bread feathers. Simply pluck them out and enjoy your sandwich as normal.

[charl @chxarl]

can someone please for the love of god explain to me what is embedded into my sandwich ? @SUBWAY @ubereats_uk

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

We are truly sorry Bob. Please give us another chance!

The crew didn't realise it was a mask, and only removed the man because they mistakenly believed he was the famous evil criminal Donald Trump.

[Bob Hogan @HoganRpaul]

@united boycotting your airlines for removing a customer in first class yet because of his Trump face mask......disgusting shame on you. How about returning the loans given you during this pandemic. Hypocrites

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Melissa. Most of our vegetarian customers love the added flavour that duck pieces give to their spring rolls. We're sad to hear you're not a fan!

[Melissa MacAulay @MAMacAulay]

Hey @Tesco, usually a big fan of your veg spring rolls, but this time it seems they have come with a little extra duck/meat surprise? #notapleasantsurprise #15yearsofvegetarianism #doesthiscount

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Hi Maddy. That's the joy of Randoms - you never know what you're going to get!

In this case it was a dead spider.

[Maddy @zadydog]

@NestleUKI I purchased a packet of Randoms yesterday from Tesco’s STREATHAM and this is what I found

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Ben. We're so sorry for treating you like a virus. In our defense, you do smell like one.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Angus. We are pleased to tell you that we have a full stock of Double Deckers, which are about 1% milk.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

We regret that we are unable to offer medical assistance. Have you tried eating more calcium?

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Thank you so much for your feedback - we're always keen to hear the views of the racist community.

If @bbcsml continues to annoy you, there's a wide range of programming on CBeebies which you may enjoy.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Sandy. Thank you for letting us know.

Looking at your profile photo, we recommend avoiding ice cream entirely.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

- Open phone settings
- Turn off vibrate

The text massages will stop immediately.

[BENJAMIN NETANYAHU @aamowuN]

@mtn I'm not your only customer on this earth, please stop disturbing me with text massage every minute. I'm getting angry now

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Joi. This can easily be avoided in future by unticking the 'Bedbugs' box on the booking page. Hope this helps.

[JOIFROMTEXAS @BTG_Joi]

I am truly disgusted by the customer service of @bookingcom. Not only did we find bed bugs in the rental we booked, but they are not accommodating us to another location but instead offering a refund that would be marked in 7-12 days. What about now? Never again

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Please don't be mean about Marion in Strood. She's a trooper and has refused to let her COVID-19 infection slow her down at work.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Vincenzo. We welcome all ombudsman investigations.

Please put your concerns in writing to:

John Ombudsman
13 Ombuds Street
Mansville
North Ombudshire
OM1 2BDSMN

[Vincenzo Santi @VincenzoSanti1]

#virginmedia Absolutely disgusted. I didn't realise fraud was part of your business plan when you create contracts that your customers are tied into. I think the ombudsman needs to hear about this

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

We'll change this right away for you. Your $0.00 payment is too important to lose.

[Jackson Claver @JFloodman]

@InfinityWard I am absolutely disgusted by warsone and how there is c4 still in the game. It makes the game so unfair and so biased to pussy ass campers. They are so gay not that that’s a bad thing but it’s annoying. If it is not removed immediately you will loose a customer. X

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Hilda. This behaviour is completely unacceptable.

The next time our staff need to shout at you, please ensure your child is out of earshot.

[Hilda Katito @hilda_katito]

@UberEats I am disgusted by the treatment I received by the Uber delivery lady. She shouted at me in front of my child . I have not received any communication since placing a complaint

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Aamir. We are committed to resolving all such complaints in a timely manner. We promise you will be hearing back from us within 24-48 years.

[Aamir Tarique @AamirTarique]

@bt_uk So how long does it take for BT to look into a complaint about mis-selling and lies and revert? Disgusted by you lot.

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Those five vehicles were a coach, a double decker bus, a luxury yacht, a Boeing 747 and a star destroyer. It's a miracle we fed them all in 41 minutes.

[Ape @theegrapeape]

@TacoBellCanada Holy S***! I pulled in to the drive-through at 1:07 AM. I counted 5 vehicles in front of me. I left the drive-through at 1:48 AM. I was so disgusted. That is not my only complaint but I wish to keep the other one off line. What a joke…

[Customer Carers @CustomerCarers]

Hi Steven. We will escalate your next delivery as high as we can - please keep your attic window open.