booty and the beast

Twitter is my therapist. #fuckcancer

[booty and the beast @CuteBeard]

Someone tell me how I went half my day at work with my pants on backwards 🙃

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

BBBBRRREAKING NEWWWS

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@ProfesorMumbles Stay motivated! You got this 💪🏼

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@ProfesorMumbles 🩵 :/

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@Insurgency2024 @TigardPolice Amen

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@TVFR Is this why the power is out?

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@ProfesorMumbles That’s my fave!!!

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@tragicbirdapp Lil Salmonella

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@SaftChri @Rabbiroo @Or8meold @shoe0nhead I’m wheezing

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Digging the blonde 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ProfesorMumbles Mhmm 😌

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Ready to drop 40lbs. Ready to drop Oregon. Ready to do something different and be happier.

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@KylieUnofficial miss you hoe

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Friend/ coworker after I made an off handed comment about work *things*:

“You know, no one in my life makes me think ‘god damnit *person's name*’ more than you do. “

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I feel that I have never questioned my life choices more than I have today. And I’ve done some dumb shit.

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Still in fact not dead

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I just swallowed my gum on accident for the first time since I was 10. Remind me, am I gonna die??

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Update: still not dead yet

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@OregonBroncos @MarkNelsenKPTV He literally talked about the possibility of snow. And the cascades are usually temperamental.

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@Uber @Uber_Support this driver just ran a red light, almost t-boned us and caused an accident then proceeded to flip us off before I took this photo. #uberdriver #uber #roadrage