Senzu bean

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Are you all okay??? @DoorDash stop tagging me in these soccer posts

[Kay @KaylarWill]

You should know how to do your own hair, makeup, or nails. At least one! It’ll save you so much. Put YouTube tutorials back in the homes! Then get you some friends who know how to do the others and become the power rangers!

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

(They’re not a liar)

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

People that think I’m super nice and non confrontational don’t understand that it’s because I like them and they haven’t done anything to warrant any other treatment and as long as they stay there, they’ll never know any other version of me. So much so that if someone told them a story of my madness, they’d call that person a liar.

[ari @badgal_ari]

I’m sorry but this is frying me 😂😂😂

[Chase Snyder @ChasingSnyder]

The way Tom Hanks delivers “WHAT” almost broke Tim Allen which almost broke Tom in the process and yet they somehow still kept it rolling

[Jordy 🫧 @babyjorrdy]

It's the principle of shit. If you don't want me doing it to you, don't do it to me.

[Ash 👩🏾‍💻 @TechBaeAsh]

Thank you Jesus for a new day! I’m grateful for everything you’ve done for me and for the blessings on their way. Praying you keep me protected from attacks known as unknown, no matter where I’m at. Better is coming b/c I trust you Lord! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please stop being mean to people just because you hate your life

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

I make my own beats nowadays my guy! But thanx for thinkin of me

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I will forever be the target audience for SpongeBob

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I saw a comment saying the U.S. is the only country in the World Cup without universal healthcare. And I was like nahhh no way that's accurate.
20 seconds on the world wide web later, THE UNITES STATES IS THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD CUP WITHOUT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

PLEASE do not put photos of your ACTUAL father on your IG story set to Father Figure by George Michael. That’s not what that means!!!!

[⚡️ Virgil Hawkins⚡️ @ColeWorldSIMBA]

My wife got me a dope ass Father’s Day gift ❤️

[Dodo @dodobabs_]

I have never heard the sentence “it’s not that deep” from the mouth of an intelligent person.

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“How did we go from paper straws to data centres?”

no one listened to the environmentalists who said unchecked corporate pollution was the bigger issue.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

The older I get, the more I realize “strong person” is often just code for:
“Someone nobody helped.”

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Chump fear. Life is literally about gaslighting yourself into the erroneous belief you are beautiful and worthy of love despite all abundant evidence to the contrary. You fucking moron. You stupid loser