lauren ellis

sissy that walk!

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

@tonyspizzas I don't care what anyone says...you are the only frozen pizza I love and eat twice a week since I was 12. Keep filling my tummy

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

The nice thing about having a stupid amount of denial and confidence is you know you are the best, best body, fire personality, you name it

[Broadway Star!!!! @thatonequeen]

Newsflash: drag queens are NOT pc and we make fun of each other. If you don't like that may I recommend Cupcake Wars?

[Twenty Struggles @twentystruggles]

My favorite thing about Timehop is that it never lets me forget how much of a douche bag I was six years ago

[RCPD @RileyCountyPD]

If you find you’ve watched the same Bob Ross episode 3 times in a row, you might be #420ing a little too hard.

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

"When your acrylics are on point, your life is on point"~Abraham Lincoln

[Holly Madison @hollymadison]

LIFE IS ONLY AS FUN AS YOU MAKE IT!!

[Chubbies @Chubbies]

This kid’s going places

@ howtojimmyk #chubbies

[Adore Delano @AdoreDelano]

Sometimes I am the exact person I talk about.

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

When he's turning out to be a douche but....he's great in one aspect 🙃 why can't guys have consistency

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

@Chegg why isn't there a cancel subscription button on the mobile app? Also...canceled it 3 months again and you still charged me 🙄

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

@AmazonVideo please make season 2 of @Playboy the Hugh Hefner story... I LOVE IT 😍😍😍😍🐰🐰🐰

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

Don't screw with people or piss them off if they can give you anything you want... idiot

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

You don't know playboy if all you think about it is smut

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

@Playboy have only watched 2 minutes of amazons "the Hugh Hefner story" and it makes me fall in love with your brand all over again 🐰💗

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

What came first, the chicken nugget or the egg McMuffin?

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

What did I miss why do we hate Pepsi today

[lauren ellis @CutiepieEllis]

Just think you could've gone to Hawaii for free with me....you just would've had to put up with my sassy ass for two more months 😝