Cabdi Jaliil

[Cabdi Jaliil @Cuzaari]

ISREAL IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TERRORIST ORGANISATION IN THE WORLD.
THIS GOTTA BE THE MOST OBVIOUS FACT.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Mbappe preparing to claim 20/21 UCL after losing to City and somehow making it correlate to 2026 Ballon d’Or

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Jamie Carragher, Gary Neville, Roy Keane, Ian Wright and Jill Scott pick Harry Kane as their Ballon d'Or winner

🎥 @WeAreTheOverlap

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

Dayot Upamecano: Man of the Match against Türkiye

90 minutes played
11 recoveries
9 defensive contributions
3 interceptions
3 clearances
5/6 duels won
2 blocks
0 time dribbled past
104 touches
78/89 passes completed (88%)
38 carries
7.8/10 rating

@Sofascore

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Karl-Heinz Rummenigge: “My Ballon d’Or winner is Harry Kane”.

“Harry scored a total of 73 goals for Bayern and England last season - only Lionel Messi was more successful in a single year this millennium. That is the benchmark”.

“And strikers often win this award. I also asked AI about it. The answer was: Harry has a 68% probability of winning. Let’s hope that’s how it turns out!”, told @_kochmaximilian.

[MessiXtra @MessiXtraHQ]

🚨🗣️ Alejandro Grimaldo:

“No player has ever won the Ballon d’Or without winning a title. Otherwise, Messi would have 15 Ballon d’Ors.”

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Klopp has no idea what he’s done for football twitter https://t.co/7f8lx3rpiv

[sadi @crunchysamosas]

Everyone really went to New York to meet Mamdani

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Adolf Hitler in hell watching Austria beat the only country that still follows his ideology

[Harry Kane @HKane]

More motivated than ever 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Morgan Rogers regarding Ronaldo/Messi debate:

"Cristiano Ronaldo was my favorite. But I played Lionel Messi in the World Cup Semi Final and he was 39 (!) by then, I can't even imagine what he was like in his prime."

"I can imagine not being able to do anything against him in his prime, like... it's impossible. But it was borderline NOTHING you could do in that World Cup Semi Final too, and he was 39!"

[Dheller91 @dheller91]

If Barcelona had a striker that scored 73 goals and provided 8 assists, they would be pushing that player for the Ballon d'Or.

You would see endless comparisons talking about how that striker had the second gretest scoring season, ever.

But that's Harry Kane and that's how you know some Barcelona fans' arguments aren't a true analysis. They are just Messi merchandise with the tags still on them.

[England @England]

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[Formula🌵 @_1realFormula]

George Weah already did it for Africa. You’re not going to get that sympathy votes

[B9 @Boluwatiiffee]

Kane scored 73 goals, Mbappe scored 57
Kane won 3 trophies, Mbappe won 0
Kane finished 3rd at the World Cup, Mbappe finished 4th

But somehow, he thinks he deserves the Ballon d’or more

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🌕 Thomas Tuchel: “Harry Kane is my Ballon d’Or winner this year”.

“After this season, yeah. 70 plus goals. Three titles with Bayern Munich. Semifinals of the World Cup and Champions League, yeah”, told ITV Sport.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral2]

Missing getting cooked by Bayern

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ Thomas Tuchel: "Harry Kane is my choice to win the Ballon d'Or, yeah. After this season, yeah. 70 plus goals."

"Three titles with Bayern Munich. Semifinals of the World Cup and Champions League…"

[𝐏𝐒𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐓 @PSGINT_]

DID YOU KNOW: in 2023 Harry Kane was the:

-League Top scorer
-European Top scorer
-Euro Top Scorer
-Champions League Top Scorer

but he won 0 trophies that season and finished 10th in the Ballon D'Or

now tell me why Mbappe deserved the ballon d'or 😂

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pascal Ferré (former editor-in-chief of France Football and former director in charge of organizing the Ballon d'Or):

"The voters of the Ballon d'Or are not naive. They have the experience and judgement needed to assess and gauge a player without having to hear 10 or 15 times that he is the best."

"If a player occupies the spotlight in a strange way, giving the impression that they are pushing the voters into a decision, it can eventually start to irritate voters."

"At that point, the manipulation becomes rather obvious."

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

• Whom would you give the Ballon d'Or to?

Chema Andrés (Brighton, ex-Stuttgart midfielder): "Harry Kane. I’ve had to suffer playing against him in Germany. I think he’s had an incredible season."

[@elchiringuitotv]