Kate

Farty, sweary & opinionated. Too many typos to mention. 18+

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@OVOEnergy can someone explain to me why I have been harassed for the last 4 months to pay a years worth of bills when I have a different supplier? Never signed up wih you, never approved a switch and worst customer service ever

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

And now I've calmed down I'm riddled with anxiety about it. Sake

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

Someone rang me yesterday asking for a tattoo so I explained it was mother's day and I wasn't in the shop so to ring back today please. She did, and spoke to ke like shit so I hung up. Felt amazing

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@AndyinBrum I'm really well, thanks Andy. Hope you're good too?

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

I'm off to a hells angels club party tonight. I hope I get to sit on one of their bikes.

BIKES!

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@AndyinBrum Happiness is an oodie and cwtch with my dog these days!

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@alinicoll I think my silence was answer enough but no 🤣

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

I can't put into words how much I hate people messaging me expecting an instant reply. Or ringing me expecting me to answer.
Nope

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@gwentpolice In a car park? As in parked up and ringing outside tesco to see what's needed for tea? Is this serious?

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@BlaenauGwentCBC When are you going to jetwash the pavements beyond church Street in Abertillery? They are a death trap

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@SkipDonahue It's a strange place now

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

I'm very hungover today. I have an imprint of the loo seat on my arse

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

I have a cleaner and she doesn't wash the dishes properly and never replaces the bin bag. I can't tell her how enraged it makes me for fear of upsetting her. Why am I like this?

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

Bring back the term #cuntstomer

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

So I reminded my client of their sitting which they forgot, then told them I'd have to reschedule as my kid is off school sick. Guess who has the arse

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

Christmas shopping from the comfort of your bed is by and far the best thing about technology

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

@Top_CashBack is the site down?

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

I've had a no-show today. I'm not complaining

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

When there's a no-show I go go... straight to the cafe! 🐽

[Kate @CwtchyKate]

Just got cctv of 2 guys who smashed my window. The police might actually catch these ones!