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[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[waliu @idek_tb]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Arsenal are the first team to go unbeaten in the champions league and still not win it

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

[Vivek @Vivek_Investor]

"If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail"

- Mark Twain.

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

"En mis tiempos los celulares solían venir con audífonos gratis".

[trevy @chillextremist]

If someone misuses a word don’t correct them. Let them live ontologically

[Mao Shichigan 🦋 @weAllGonnaDye]

Stalin survived Hitler but couldn’t survive Vijay 😭🥀

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

ronaldo celebrates every goal like it’s his first goal and you’re scared to celebrate every little win because of public opinion?

[Jungle @jwaweruh]

Sesko is a nice guy from a good home. Loved and cared for.
Lacks hate and bitterness in his heart.

I hate those kinds of players.

[سلطان @_su6an]

ملخص مباراة بايرن و باريس بكل اختصار

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Watching movie with ur mom is just her asking u questions only the director would know the answers to

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[bort @tacobort]

That gap in my resume is from when I was an Avenger

[n @onlywithn]

i don’t talk about it, because the moment i force it into a sentence, it sounds small, insignificant. but these feelings are the entire sea

[Corazonaꨄ︎ 🇵🇸 @corazonaxz]

a sensação de chegar atrasada numa aula de física e ja encontrar o quadro todo cheio

[🌐 @isoquince]

CL nights remind you why you watch this shit sport in the first place