METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST

JUST BEE YOURSELF

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

@mordecai_1m They also believe Islam destroyed Iranian culture and is a dark era in Iranian history, and simultaneously the entire Islamic golden age was actually Persian.

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

@Ab0ubarchos "The Christian shoemaker does his duty not by putting little crosses on the shoes, but by making good shoes, because God is interested in good craftsmanship."

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

I purposely starve myself and sleep only on 3 hours a night so I can feel closer to my favourite K-pop stars.

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

LLM’s are man’s best friend.

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

Taking AIDS medication to boost my gym gains. Taking diarrhoea medication to fix my sleep schedule. Taking Type 2 diabetes medication for skin care. Taking epilepsy medication to reopen my growth plates. Taking antihistamines to increase focus.

2027 is going to be my year.

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

@NormBreaker3 They see a unique character attack animation and think, “Wow, I’m doing so much stuff,” when in reality they’re just spamming a single button and attack animation preset 17/32 is playing.

[Catholic American Socialist @ThatRedCatholic]

Here is how it will play out

Dems win 2026 midterms
Trump flails
Moderate Dem wins in 2028
Do nothing for four years
Mega Hitler wins in 2032

Book mark this

[λέων @Daseincel]

How it feels to be a 5'11 man in Europe

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How time feels after turning 20

[Καλός @realKalos]

"Bro is reading anything."

[b` @blasphtic]

ouu jews run the news

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

@Nearhanuddin A major issue in online politics is the infinite grace given to conspiracytards. They aren’t interested by politics but their own elaborate fan-fictions. There are a billion Jiang’s spewing crackpot theories, and when one predicts future events he is treated like a savant.

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

9/9-9/10-9/11

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

We live in such privileged times that we have so many options for the world to end.

Climate change
Global pandemic
Supervolcanic eruption
Asteroid impact
Gain-of-function
Nuclear holocaust
World War 3
Global economic collapse
AGI
Antichrist

[METROSEXUAL ISLAMIST @Cyb3rH0munculus]

@fortnitetwice Unfortunately