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@JoelCHoltzman Serenity… 😈

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@CaptMarkKelly @SethMacFarlane You’ve seen the effects of climate change firsthand? From space? With your naked eyes? You can’t even see how you’re ruining Arizona, Mark. Get over yourself. Everyone goes to space these days.

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It’s been building for a few seasons, but Family Guy S17 E11 was the breaking point. It will be the last second of a @SethMacFarlane show I will EVER watch. It breaks my heart but you know EXACTLY why. Get your head outta your ass, Seth. Disgusting.

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@teddybee93 Scientist here. You may not be used to hearing this, so brace yourself, but most of these comments are right, and you’re the idiot in this situation. You might want to see a shrink and do some web search deep diving a time or two to get over that MSM brainwash job you got there.

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@StokesNeuro While it’s terrible when someone dies, especially like this, 98% of this thread embodies everything fake and bad about humanity. Strength is slowly dying a piece a day and having to LIVE with that damage. Except I don’t get any fake sympathy for that. You people make me sick.

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@MilkSpectre @LolMisterSyrup @TCMF2 Not to be a jerk or anything, but don’t you guys have anything better to do than argue and squabble over the fake, empty, unimportant, and meaningless reviews of a video game that’ll all probably be removed by the end of the week? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@ilovejohnkimble These guys are all over you like stink on shit, and I honestly don’t get it. It’s not like any of them actually have a chance, real or virtual. So all they’re really doing is just humiliating themselves. But hey, whatever floats their boats, right? LOL 🤣

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@toneee79 @ilovejohnkimble OMFG 🤣🤣😭😭!!! RE-JEC-TED!! Better luck next time… you know… when you finally develop some game

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Dear @Walmart, I just spent $12.95 for W+ to buy a #SeriesX, and have been waiting in line to purchase since they became available at 12P. The wait time stalled at 10 minutes 15 minutes ago. If I’m not able to, yet again, finish my purchase on your site, I’d like my $12.95 back.

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@eflores2918 @AweGamers @mattswider Your 4th? Dude... no wonder they’re all out of stock.

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@CameronRitz Damn, what language are you speaking, choom?

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@Xbox Less workshopping. More working in your shops. You’ve got Xboxes to make.

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@CodyBKing20 @CameronRitz I totally agree that this system has helped stop scalpers. But it’s also made it harder for those of us who are NOT scalpers. It’s a double-edged sword, and as usual, one person does something stupid and ruins it for everyone playing by the rules.

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@alecminichini I'd pay someone $550-$600 USD to snag an XBSX for me. But $10K?! Best of luck, ya stupid fuck! LOL

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@PS5XboxUpdates Xbox Series X are sold out. Damn! I should've had one, but they went OOS not even 30 seconds after becoming available! WTF! At this point, I'm probably better off paying someone to get one for me. I can't sit here all day doing this, and I can't win. So I give up. This is stupid.

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@StaceyHaselow @LavoEnt @alecminichini @Walmart I know. It’s completely ridiculous. There’s no way even a bot could buy one within 10 seconds of becoming available. Using the info I’ve been told, I think it’s a smoke screen and they already “sold” their “stock”. They just make them “available” every now and then for posterity.

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@rc508abn @LavoEnt @alecminichini @Walmart Oh, I know. I just saw a jackass bragging about buying five PS5 consoles in today’s Walmart drop (somehow), merely to sell. I called them out for it, cause that’s BS. We need to establish an unspoken rule to just buy ONE console! #JustBuyOne

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@ebaybooster @SupplyNinja You’re a piece of shit. I hope you know that. Next time, have some respect and consideration for the hundreds of other people trying to get these consoles that can’t now because of scalpers like YOU. I sincerely hope they aren’t insured and they explode in transit. #JustBuyOne