Сумаg 💌

Hey, it's Dani! I am a cosplayer/con-goer and incorporeal memelord. Part-time Android. Team Valor Lvl 45. She/her.

[Сумаg 💌 @CyborgMagm4r]

When your life is falling apart but you're feeling like breakfast for dinner

[Сумаg 💌 @CyborgMagm4r]

Hi friends, I’ve decided to quit Twitter. I don’t know how long, but it’s become clear to me that I’m happier without it. Please, take care of yourselves. 🖖🤖

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

We want everyone to have an enjoyable and safe Halloween:
🎃Wear a mask – costume masks don’t count
🍫Arrange treats in a safe, quickly accessible way
🕷️Keep activities outside
👻Use commonsense at all times

🦇Learn more under “What you need to know” at https://t.co/JW1q8awGh7

[New Jersey @NJGov]

After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.

[Miyamol⌬宮元一賢 @38mo1]

#ハロウィン でわかる論理演算　#Halloween

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of dog

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

100% proven to work

[Сумаg 💌 @CyborgMagm4r]

https://t.co/Ml2370Ftaf

[Сумаg 💌 @CyborgMagm4r]

HmmmmMMMMMMM yep 🪓👀

[kara @themandlorian]

wait i forgot to tweet this but we got this in at work and i legit cried

[LMerlo @LMerlo72]

And finally they're complete. An interesting and somewhat soothing exercise for #inktober2020. It's been fun to get back to #pokemon fan art, and even more so with a spooky touch. Wonder if the all-time master @arvalis would approve of them.

[pikachu stole my credit card and called me a bitch @FizzySodaWave]

Little pumpkin boy with a pumpkin on his head

[here's your reminder @tinycarebot]

💧: remember to wash your hands for at least 20 seconds please

[Every Sheriff Bot @EverySheriff]

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howdy. i'm the sheriff of high voltage

[wint @dril]

thinking about my coffee mug that says "Guys who collect beanie babies know how to fuck better than guys who dont like beanie babies" on it.

[Emoji Mashup Bot 🫡 @EmojiMashupBot]

😭 in-tears + 😱 horrified =