CyborgManny

bottom 30 under 30

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

fuck events that require a pastel palette. no one actually wears those colors

[worm (extra wormy) @wormymcwormersn]

drinking $1200 worth of cappuccinos at the dealership to cancel out the repair costs on my car

[stephen @stephenattong]

project manager who earns triple your salary at 2:34pm on a friday trying to wind down for their big weekend ahead (six laps of walking up and down dundas west aimlessly)

[goonette ☭ @foam__soap]

just saw someone tweet a photo of poutine with mayo. ça c'est pquoi québec veut séparé bro. rien n'est sacré.

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

went swimming after a 3 week break and 75m in some guy kicks me in the head and i tell the life guard to tell him off so he doesn’t do it again and she’s like “im going on break” i feel woozy the rest of practice 🙄🙄

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

deleting insta right before do west fest 🙏 i don’t want to see your dumb story about nothing

[Frank? @sunk__costs]

How it feels to envision any kind of future for myself

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

me having a crush on my professor

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

DO west fest stands for Dundas Ouest fest

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

I journaled 4 pages that would’ve been 100 tweets

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

just cleaned the random goo that your electric toothbrush accumulates after a little while and…

[⟲ @unotfbg]

u can tell when a coworker got nothin going on outside of work

[Allie @searobbing]

I’m an airline pilot and I fake a bunch of scary turbulence if people don’t smile at me during boarding. It’s my way of getting back at the world for the way people treated me in middle school.

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

giving the most popular cousin whose emceeing the wedding the light for not being funny

[han @heymorewords]

france is an amazing country i just witnessed a kid buying a bottle of wine by himself and now walking home with it

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

they need to invent a goo like a honey that you eat that collects all microplastics and molds it into a ball and then you poop out a rubix cube of plastic

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

first date questions:

1. do you have an internal monologue
2. how well can you imagine an apple in your head

[CyborgManny @CyborgManny]

can’t fall asleep so i’m just playing mad libs