project manager who earns triple your salary at 2:34pm on a friday trying to wind down for their big weekend ahead (six laps of walking up and down dundas west aimlessly)
went swimming after a 3 week break and 75m in some guy kicks me in the head and i tell the life guard to tell him off so he doesn’t do it again and she’s like “im going on break” i feel woozy the rest of practice 🙄🙄
I’m an airline pilot and I fake a bunch of scary turbulence if people don’t smile at me during boarding. It’s my way of getting back at the world for the way people treated me in middle school.
they need to invent a goo like a honey that you eat that collects all microplastics and molds it into a ball and then you poop out a rubix cube of plastic