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justice 4 milk drinkers

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

does anyone else have cute lil endearing nicknames for themselves? e.g. mine's 'dumbass'.

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

Boo to deadnaming except when it's for twitter

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the baby's name cannot be Taylor. that's too obvious. it must be Renesmee.

[salvi @yassambassador]

We’re witnessing a white lotus subplot happening irl

[bia @judesrivers]

anyways

[fico @fico_chu]

a lot of y’all would’ve been the puritans going on witch hunts in salem full shade

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

Truly what is the Israeli govt feeding their citizens to cause such consistent brainwashing.

[Nuseir Yassin @nasdaily]

As a Palestinian origin Muslim for hundreds of years, I wanted to make it clear to you that you’re bad for the Palestinian cause. And your activism is hurting innocents and empowering terrorists. Palestinians want moderate leaders to lead them to peace and coexistence. They don’t want you to lead them to another fight while you stay in 5 star hotels live streaming wearing Gucci.

PS: you are only “strong” online.

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

It was the one glanceable quality indicator for the video you're about to spend your time watching

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

we found love in a hopeless place (discord)

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

woke is so back

[cam @CameronSilas]

this was a VERY serious face card to 7 year old me btw

[mary⁷ @koonimies]

for someone who quite literally moved to puerto rico with his loser brother to avoid paying american taxes he sure is mad about the puerto rican artist performing at the super bowl

[Sky .𖥔 ݁ ˖ 🌐 @btchesbrkenhrtz]

OH GAG THEM FOR ME AGAIN AUNTIE FINNEAS😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

I didn’t do any of those things because I fear losing my dignity more than I fear losing my life. Something you coward losers will never understand. So fuck off.

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

A bidet is literally just a shiney hose. We're using the word renovation fast and loose i guess

[Fox News @FoxNews]

ROYAL TREATMENT: A prominent NYC Democrat tells FOX News Digital that Mayor Mamdani’s bidet wish highlights hypocrisy among Democrats who were outraged at President Trump’s bathroom renovations at the White House.

The Democrat, who asked to remain anonymous, said, “He’s been mayor for a minute and now the socialist thinks he’s flush with so much cash he can buy bidets.”

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

Your Ass Too Clean. Your Swag Too Different. Your Wife Too Bad. they’ll kill you

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

Watching the simon cowell netflix show and so far it's 25% him bitching about the bare minimum familial responsibilities

[maia @mxmtoon]

i become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second i step into a japanese stationary store

[JP 𖣂⍣ @Awakenjp]

the worst people you know will magically become religious when its time to face consequences

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

my IBS has been extra IBSing these days. thought I should share that with the internet today.

[🍼🥛 @notruhani]

@CyborgManny Fr no reason for this behaviour at a family friendly event