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@FelixtheFish69 So you can crack one out?

You'll do anything to appease your millionaire overlords won't you.

Sad.

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@MarkDubell @MikeyCycling He has told cyclists not to do that too. You clearly don't watch his videos. Also the cyclist isn't a fraction of the risk a driver is.

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@stormycalls @MikeyCycling Oh look, a NFT bro appears and pretends he's a tough guy.

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@miketaylor16481 @Chris_Tibble @LKTranslator Well the Tories are amazing compared to vile people like you. No wonder you're too thick to see you're talking to a parody account because you're clearly also a fascist too. Gross.

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@PaulBrown_UK There won't be fighting from @JustStop_Oil. If there is violence then it will be enacted upon passive people which, regardless of the activity, is unwarranted and illegal.

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@rant_rate @walksafeldn @thehouseofdoom @velobetty @bolty0108 @TabbyGentleman He's just a homophobic sad old plonker.

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@walksafeldn @thehouseofdoom @velobetty @bolty0108 @TabbyGentleman Not at the moment, no. Laughing at you.

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@MacAskill00 @carlafrancome @rustytrike @tessathomas1 Nobody has been drinking. She had a drink.

We don't want to be treated the same as car drivers who pose all the risk on the roads. We want to be treated as cyclists who have the right to cycle anywhere they like unlike motorists.

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This is like trying to insult somebody by saying "You're awesome". What a tool. 😁 🏳️‍🌈

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@CyclingLobby @thehouseofdoom @velobetty @bolty0108 @TabbyGentleman You’re gay.

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@JesteR6_sd @carlafrancome @rustytrike @tessathomas1 It's not "your" it's "you're" which is a contraction of "you are".

Your grammar is rubbish and your opinions are too.

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@walksafeldn @thehouseofdoom @velobetty @bolty0108 @TabbyGentleman Nothing wrong with being gay!

There is something wrong with a sad old plonker who thinks that's an insult though.

Ya sad old plonker.

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@walksafeldn @thehouseofdoom @velobetty @bolty0108 @TabbyGentleman You're a sad old plonker.

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@MacAskill00 @carlafrancome @rustytrike @tessathomas1 Oh so now it's a vehicle when you think she's drink driving but I bet you'd not consider a cyclist to be using a vehicle if they were in front of you!

In all ways you're wrong and your replies are just basic anti-cycling yawn.

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@Simoncitizen @101Humbug @carlafrancome @rustytrike @tessathomas1 @SussexRoadsPol He's wrong even including what you said.

Cycling is NOT DRIVING!

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@JesteR6_sd @carlafrancome @rustytrike @tessathomas1 If that all? You mean that you're totally wrong and have terrible grammar?

What else do we need?

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@101Humbug @carlafrancome @Simoncitizen @rustytrike @tessathomas1 @SussexRoadsPol She's not over the limit. She could have been driving a car and wouldn't be over the limit.

She's not over the limit!

Blimey lad, what don't you understand about this?

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@PolderDerrick @jgwar10 @MassiveAttackUK This is a stolen design. Original is by @balconyshirts

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@CarlosWavey @MikeyCycling

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@BGW6719 @cyclestefan @johnsimps09 @TommyMfc9 @willnorman @TfL @Strava "a man"

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@cosaingalway @thedogsbollox69 @ccferrie @GalwayCityCars Who are you calling sinister?!

Ok, Mary did dress as Frankenstein's bride last Halloween but that's about it really.

You take that back.