Cydni Phelps

choose happy. brb, currently living and loving in the present.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

Good bye, social media! 👋🏼 See you soon if this is like me giving up chocolate. See you never if this is anything like my enriched flour epidemic of 2014. Call me, beep me, if you want to… https://t.co/pKOtfQBq8N

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

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[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

My husband has a full on seizure. Like should I turn him on his side and call 911 or avoid his punches, roll over and ignore him?

[Piper @piperrrrrrs]

Does anyone else’s boyfriend twitch right as they start falling asleep or is mine just malfunctioning

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i was lying on the couch. all snuggled up with the human. when they got up and left the room. it’s like they don’t know. that without attention. i will explode

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@SarahMorrison47 Wait until you see a breast augmentation while listening to heavy metal and in the end the surgeon sits the lady up and asks everyone in the room how his boobs look.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@kendall_leger This is why I educate my mommas so strongly about the subject before discharge! I’m proud of you for getting the help you need 💕

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

I just took a two hour nap. #Grateful

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@Jr_the_Pilgrim Thanks! Haha

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

My dog chewed on the wall. I improvised.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@kwward20 @ClintFalin If only our dogs would do that...

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

And this is why I shouldn’t be left home alone.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@JentriThompson Hahaha that’s what I told myself last night! Then I might have counted to seven a couple times... lol

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

Kyle and I just finished Hill House. Kyle also just left me for a whole week home alone. So, question is, who wants to come sleep over? 😫

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

remember when youd go over to ur friends and go to the “computer room” to the old shitty desktop n sit on the giant black leather computer chair and ur friend showed you Charlie the unicorn n Harry Potter puppets and their older siblings were listening to Soulja boy and tpain ya

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

I’ve set a reminder in my phone for next October telling me to not buy candy until the day before Halloween because it will get eaten otherwise.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@ellen_trotter That was me in college! I went from being a bartender to a soccer player at morning weights to a nursing student to back to a soccer player and to end the day I was a janitor. 🤷🏼‍♀️ The hustle, maaannnn.

[Cydni Phelps @CydniLP]

@kwward20 @dog_feelings I wish monkey would tell us when Torv is locked in the bedroom lol