Dems 2018 platform:
Bring back ISIS
Restart the Korean War
There are no genders
Open borders
Repeal 2nd amendment
Illegals over veterans
Let’s crash the stock market
God is not real
Raise your taxes
The constitution sucks
Nukes for Iran
Go back on government welfare
Me: I don’t care what people think
Also me: Moves over slightly when driving behind a slow car so the car behind me knows I’m not the one who’s driving slow
It’s kinda crazy that we have the greatest president to ever run this country... right after we had the worst president who tried to destroy this country. This country is really blessed.
I feel bad for the person in heaven who had to let Johnny Cash know the #1 song in country music this week was by someone named Bebe Rexha feat. Florida Georgia Line.