Cynehelm Press

The tiniest of Canadian boutique micropresses. Offering old stories retold for a new generation, and new stories told in the old way.

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

If today's #TrumpTapes have left you hungry for more of that special eloquence from a stable genius who truly has THE BEST WORDS, you owe it to yourself to enjoy this savagely witty book of satirical #poetry.

Read it today—or at least before Jan. 20!
https://t.co/EAUEuVwgpV

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

If you need #LastMinuteGifts for #readers in your family, consider as #StockingStuffers this fierce little book of classic #poetry reimagined through the eyes of everyone's least favourite very stable genius.

Order now to get it by #Christmas!
https://t.co/EAUEuVwgpV

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Let's start our #CyberMonday #BookSale a day early for #Kindle #EBook readers in the US:

@lukemaynard's "#SeasonOfThePlough," the first book of his #TravalaithSaga, is on sale for just 99¢! Get your epic fantasy fix at 76% off today!

https://t.co/mgmO4nyWH4
#BlackFridayAmazon

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

When we accepted this brilliant little #poetry book, we thought it'd hit big, then die out after the #ElectionDay once #BidenWon.

Thankfully, one #TrumpMeltdown after another has kept it on trend. Hoping #FormerPresidentTrump doesn't #Concede too soon!🙃
https://t.co/YrDQ7swdcT

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

We much prefer the variant of #Kipling from our new #Humor/#Satire #Poetry collection,

"I HAVE THE BEST WORDS: CLASSIC POEMS MADE EVEN GREATER BY AN ANONYMOUS GENIUS OF STAGERRING GENIUS."

50% off all week to #CelebrateDemocracy and #Election2020.

https://t.co/YrDQ7swdcT

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This describes President Trump perfectly.

If— by Rudyard Kipling | Poetry Foundation https://t.co/iO5CP7FBgg

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

As a publisher of #books & fan of those who read them, @Cynehelm Press congratulates #PresidentElectJoe Biden on his win.

To celebrate, our #ByeByeTrump poetry book, "I HAVE THE BEST WORDS," will be #HalfPrice in the USA, tomorrow & all week!
https://t.co/YrDQ7sNO4r
#YOUREFIRED

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Across the U.S. the first novel we released, @LukeMaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough, is downloadable for just 99¢—that's 94% off the paperback price!

#BooksConnect us and it's the least we can do. Even if you #StayAtHome a good book can take you anywhere.📚
https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

To celebrate the launch of #TheSeasonOfTheCerulyn, Amazon is selling the lavish hardcover edition of Book I—#TheSeasonOfThePlough—at 75% OFF.🤩

We can't control this #BookBoost or guess how long it'll last. A sweet #bookdeal for #booklovers of #realbooks!
https://t.co/7zpg9hUs6W

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

We're pleased to announce (if unexpectedly) that Amazon has decided our 2nd novel, @LukeMaynard's "#TheSeasonoftheCerulyn," will be published NOW instead of on March 31!

https://t.co/39bNBS811h
E-books to follow. #bookbloggers, #booktube, ask us about copies for #bookreview!

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

@yasminthereader @sophiesticateme Congrats on your launch! We'll be following!

As an #indiepress, we need all the buzz we can get, too: we'd be happy to submit a novel to @AccioBookClub on spec for your consideration. If you like it, we could work out a promo to provide free copies for your early subscribers.

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

We're coming to the end of our #Kindle/#ebook #BlackFriday #BookSale on @lukemaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough. U.S. #readers have 9 more hours to pick up the first volume of this fantasy saga for just $1.99 (always free on #KindleUnlimited).

https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

#holidayreads

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Looking for #BlackFriday #bookdeals? Look no further than our $1.99 weekend special on the #Kindle/#ebookdeals edition from our new flagship epic fantasy series!

https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

#book #sff_eBookDeal #sff #indieauthors #indiefriday #shoplocal #readthis #readingcommunity

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

If #BlackFriday is your thing, but you're conflicted about your consumer trash footprint, the #Kindle/#ebook version of our flagship novel #TheSeasonOfThePlough is just $1.99 all weekend! That's 88% OFF the paperback price!

https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

#BlackFriday2019 #booksale

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

@blueyed_sparrow We're very proud of our first release, "The Season of the Plough," which has so far been very well-received by a tiny audience.

We have a small number of physical exam copies (and infinity digital exam copies) for HS teachers. DM us if interested!
https://t.co/XOuLRTT5sO

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

#Booklovers:
If you're looking to round out your #IndieHolidayReads/#IndieNovember with some stellar high fantasy, there's no more atmospheric time to enjoy #indieauthor @LukeMaynard's #TheSeasonOfThePlough.

Free as always for the #KindleUnlimited set.
https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

#SignsYoureNotTheChosenOne:
You are Aewyn, the heroine of @LukeMaynard's #epicfantasy novel, #TheSeasonOfThePlough, who was raised as a child of prophecy before her old, mansplaining mentor turned out (like certain Presidents) to be not so wise after all…
https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

We also have a VERY limited ability to provide a small handful of print #reviewcopies. These go by request only to #Bookbloggers, #Bookstagram and #booktube/#booktubesff folks—DM us for details. But the digital version's open to all who fill out the form!

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#Reading #BookBoost

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Cynehelm Press is doing the unthinkable—we're celebrating #IndieSeptember with a #BookGiveaway of FREE digital #ReviewCopies of #TheSeasonOfThePlough to our first 15 #ReadingCommunity reviewers. Fill out THIS FORM to get one: [https://t.co/KWB398Lwv2]
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#sff #fantasy #freebooks

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Dear #Readers,
The first #bookreviews are in: it looks like The Season Of The Plough is the sleeper hit of 2019!

Read it today and see what all the buzz is about!
https://t.co/6uvq9nITkB
(#bookblogger? #Booktuber? DM for #reviewcopies!)

#BookTubeSFF #WorldCon2019 #IndieAugust

[Cynehelm Press @cynehelm]

Dear #AcademicTwitter,

We @ #CynehelmPress know what it's like to be an #adjunct #professor of #literature. We'll always provide free digital #examcopies/#reviewcopies, physical #deskcopies, & study mats on request to any #EnglishTeacher who asks.
#precarity #PhDlife #solidarity