Lance Beam

Views expressed are my own and not related to my employer.

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https://t.co/xHp1nrqLNn

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@sonicsledge In this context is absolute doddle good or bad?

[Annastacia Palaszczuk @a_palaszczuk]

The licence is a highly secure ID document, but we’ve been hearing from a lot of people who are concerned so we are giving people the opportunity to obtain a fresh licence. TMR has a hotline to help: call [phone], 8am to 4:30pm Monday to Friday (excluding public holidays).

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@AlboMP @abcbrisbane @billybragg Is that… a 45 single???

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@WarintheFuture @HalBrands Thanks for the recommendation. Can’t wait until it’s released on the 16 th.

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@archaeologyart Is it steel?

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@scalzi Thanks for that John

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@MattsJane @GrogsGamut I hope you and you’re family are safe. I’m not familiar with the area, what river is that?

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@qldhealth Were any of the 37 lives lost from periods prior to the last 24 hours?

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@buitengebieden_ I can see clearly now the sand has gone.

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It’s heartbreaking that our pets are so much a part of our families but they can’t age like the rest of the family. Such a tragedy.

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@andrewwhiteau Tool is always the answer

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Manage your stress using the #Expanse method.

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Finally some sense!!

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

Rapid antigen tests should be free and available. We are in a pandemic. Everyone needs access.

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@AlboMP @janecat60 Finally some sense!!

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6 planes waiting on approval booked to distribute RATS to Australians

[Rapid Test & Track @rapidtesttrack]

@normanswan Hi Norman, we have offered all governments our rapid antigen tests at well below $4 and we can produce 15 million per day. Its the worlds most used test, as used by world leaders including Scomo at the G7 in June. We just need TGA approval and we have 6 planes booked. Act now!

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@merchoid #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity Xenos need bathrobes too.

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@TheTeetering What about you are to politics as what Gympie bush is to toilet paper.

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@LesStonehouse An indicative list even if not a definitive list

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@TheGNShow @LittleMix @gugumbatharaw @Zendaya @TomHolland1996 @TheGNShow #HenryCavill thanks for championing Warhammer. Graham you’ve diminished yourself by going for easy condescending laughs at Henry’s expense while legitimising the bullying directed daily at kids who interests that are different the the mainstream.