Craig Tucker

[Flips you off] The name is, Craig. I honestly just don't give a fuck. #SouthPark #SouthParkRP

[Kyle Broflovski @BasedJewKyle]

Real life is so boring and stupid.

[South Park Quotes @southparkboom]

Yellow Mega Man is only $8.95. So maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.

[Hermine Cranfill @Herminep15]

It's a CRAIG Thing! You wouldn't understand! https://t.co/OYyWNutrE2

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

RUBY DID WHAT TO STRIPE?

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

"I'm not gay."

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

"What's up, Testicleburger?"

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

When you identify as Craig.

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

(Has headcanon where Craig met Kenny's sister and is protective of Karen and Ken when drunk Kevin comes around.)

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart "Pfft.. just get your head out of the clouds"

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

#NoArchersUpMyAssToday

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

>Tears of joy because I came across them when a scavenger killed them, too lazy to kill them myself

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart because its apparently cannon.

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart "You keep looking at the sky like you belong up there or something." He looked over at Kenny. Completely oblivious --

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

>Realization that I lost the imperial soldier I was going to kill so I could sell their gear

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

>Was playing Skyrim
>Goes to bathroom
>Hears character being attacked by something
>Still has to pee
>Walks back as character dies
>.. FUCK

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart "Maybe, I mean, it solves a lot of my problems." He shrugged with a grin.

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart "Whats wrong with poor? Punch them in the mouth." He chuckled, shoving Kenny gently. "Lighten up."

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart "You look a little down, what's wrong?" He sat up a bit.

[Craig Tucker @CynicalFlipOff]

@DeathsSweethart He raised an eyebrow at the Kenny before looking away. "Whats up, blondie?"