Shivam શિવમ્

I am not here nor there, I'm everywhere

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Every corrupt person should be hanged, regardless of the number involved.
Capital punishment is the only way.

[NDTV @ndtv]

Worm-Infested Rice Found In Karnataka's Mid-Day Meals
https://t.co/WGuAfQj69G

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Bhoot Bungla is way better than I expected (had zero expectations). Better than crap that was BB 2 and 3.
Still nothing beats the BB1 and Chandramukhi

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I'm playing Spider-Man 2 for the first time and somehow, MJ is more powerful than Pete, Miles and fucking Venom?!!!

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Anyone with more than 2 brain cells would not watch this shit.
But India has overpopulation issue, so...

[KBP Reviews @KshitizCritic]

#Alpha Trailer Review :

Positives :

- The Action Blocks are Crazy Good
- #AliaBhatt is a Treat to watch
- Never seen before avatar of Alia Bhatt, She has nailed her role to perfection.
- Sharvari is giving Positive Vibes.
- The Cameo of Hrithik as Kabir.
- No India vs Pakistan Narrative
- No Bikini scenes
- No Over Sensual scenes like previous movies.
- BGM of the Trailer is OUTSTANDING.
- Bobby Deol and Anil Kapoor are Good.
- The Dark Background story of Alia Bhatt as Sita will be something to look forward.

Negatives :

- Dialogues are BAD, Especially the opening dialogue of Janki and Sita.
- Bobby deol’s Haryanvi accent is not sounding good at all.
- The basic storyline still involves the Rogue agent theme.

Overall the Trailer is Excellent, Alpha will be a Blockbuster for sure, Mark this tweet nothing can stop this monster at the Box office.

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Hello @IDFCFIRSTBank @HDFC_Bank
I have zero interest in talking with your AI agents for cold calls.
If I wanted to use AI, I'd use Claude.
Stop the stupid shit with outbound calls with AI.

Sincerely,
A real customer

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I have zero expectations from GTA VI after V which was already retarded and a huge downgrade from IV

[Fandom Pulse @fandompulse]

Rockstar Games faces fan backlash after unveilng their Pride Month pin allegedly given to employees.

Is this what we can expect from GTA VI?

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

The best way to win a game is to not play it.
I don't understand how the fucking retards still don't get it.
Relationship and marriage should be a no for any self-respecting man.

[Ajay Mahale @alwaysajay1013]

Blackpill of the day:One of my friends who is gymrat got cheated in 7years of relationship 😭😭,he has good looks,good body,earns decent still she cheated him for her senior,i know him since 10years gem of a person still this happened.if you think only this happens in 1-2 year of relationship you are wrong.But serious question what to do women actually want ??

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Bhavishya Malika is true... events keep happening...
Everything is already written 😂

[RedboxGlobal India @REDBOXINDIA]

TRUMP: WITHOUT ME THERE WOULD BE NO ISRAEL

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

One way or another, every man, ever, has paid for sex and will continue to do so.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Paying for sex is the LOWEST thing you can do as a man.

True or False?

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

What a fucking stupid decision, again!
If you can't prevent corruption, block something.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 Breaking News: India blocks Telegram app access till June 22 over NEET security concerns.

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I had gamepass and I didn't even installed it. Did not look appealing from the trailers.

Same for new Fable. Loved the original but the new one kind of looks weird.

[Daniel Friedman @DanFriedman81]

“South of Midnight” was created by a team of over 100 people who worked on it for 7 years. Developer Compulsion Studios hired the notorious woke narrative consulting firm Sweet Baby Inc to write the story, and gamers totally rejected it.

It cost $100 million to make and peaked at 1438 concurrent players on Steam. The studio crowed that it had reached a million players, but it was offered for free to the 37 million subscribers of Microsoft Game Pass, which means about 98% of players didn’t even want this when it was being given away.

How could anyone justify giving this studio another $100 million to make another game?

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Just watched Obsession.
Don't know what the fuss was about. It's decent 6/10 movie but not the masterpiece the internet claimed it was.
Probably only for people who have only watched 2010s or 2020s movies

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

There is a reason India is and will remain a banana republic

[Feminazi Sl@yer 🗡️ @Smash_Gynocracy]

Compare BNS 79 vs BNS 118.

Apparently, stabbing someone with a dangerous weapon carries the same punishment as calling a woman "a slut". 🤷🏼

Insane level of law-making made possible only by Indian Chut-worshippers.

Indian men need civil disobedience movement. ✊🏼

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

No because 9/10 bollywood movies suck.

There is no writing talent left here. The only thing bw have is woke feminist propaganda trash

[Suryakant Dholakhandi @maadalaadlahere]

#AnuragKashyap about current releasing films: #MainWapasAaunga, #Governor, #Bandar, #SingGeetham and #Obsession. 🔥🔥🔥

His frustration is obvious? 🤯

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

You cannot compare Vibhuti and Jethiya.
They are different but both of them are GOATs for sure.

[Nikhil @cooked_memer]

Not gonna lie Aasif Sheikh is way better actor than Dilip joshi. Agree or die.

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I remember TWRP and booting new roms every week. Those were the days!

[Alula @__alula]

My favorite part of Android is how Google never figured out how to make a friendly recovery UI that doesn't require using volume rocker, and that leaves users very confused when they enter it by accident.

While people who make customized Android distributions did bring a better recovery UX back in 2011 and it isn't even supposed to be an user friendly software.

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I have seen Elysium

[Vivek Sen @Vivek4real_]

ELON MUSK:

“WE’RE GOING TO HAVE UNIVERSAL HIGH INCOME.

WE’LL BASICALLY JUST ISSUE MONEY TO PEOPLE.

WE’RE GOING TO HAVE DEFLATION.

AI AND ROBOTS ARE GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH STUFF THAT THEY’LL RUN OUT OF THINGS FOR HUMANS TO DO.

MONEY WILL STOP BEING RELEVANT AT SOME POINT IN THE FUTURE.”

DIAMANDIS:

“SO JUST AS YOU’RE BECOMING A MULTI-TRILLIONAIRE, MONEY STARTS TO HAVE LESS VALUE?”

ELON:

“YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.”

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

So basically, supreme court has put a "price" to a wife.
Do they know who has a price?
This is demeaning to women.

[LawBeat @LawBeatInd]

BREAKING

Supreme Court says HOUSEWIVES should be called NATION-BUILDERS.

SC: Housewife contributes to the growth of a human being and the nation..how do you assess the contribution in monetary terms?

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

God of War needed a Thor focused game, not God of Woke.

[MrKelsGame @MrkelsGame]

Thor: “the only reason you aren’t mush right now is because of that broken piece of wood”

God Of War Ragnarok Thor reminds me that no matter the universe, Mjölnir somehow ends up on Loki’s chest.

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

I have a very high suspension of disbelief and even I can't see a movie where Alia and Sharvari are kicking ass of trained agents.

[taran adarsh @taran_adarsh]

ALIA BHATT - SHARVARI - BOBBY DEOL - ANIL KAPOOR: YASH RAJ UNVEILS 'ALPHA' TEASER – 3 JULY 2026 RELEASE... YRF has unveiled the #AlphaTeaser... #Alpha will now arrive in cinemas a week earlier, on 3 July 2026, instead of 10 July 2026.

Starring #AliaBhatt, #Sharvari, #BobbyDeol, and #AnilKapoor, the film is directed by Shiv Rawail [#TheRailwayMen] and produced by Aditya Chopra.

#YRFSpyUniverse

[Shivam શિવમ્ @CynicalShiv]

Dear @JioHotstar ,

I pay for the premium plan and I'm not interested in watching a splash screen ad everytime I start the app nor interested in whatever the hell Tadka is.
Please for the sake of Kaka Mukesh, let us hide these stupid things.

Thanks.