Cynical_ATC

ATC. Love our profession but jaded on all the BS in it. Fluent in sarcasm, irreverent, & anonymous. Thoughts and opinions are just thoughts and opinions.

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

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[David Holford @daveATC11]

There is never NOT a time that I will share this. God. Every time I watch it there isnt a dry eye in the room. "We're here for the little stuff, but we're prepared for the big stuff".

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

@jd5522 @ATCanonymous I'd kill for a 60 hour work week in college setting. That's called a break.

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@AT_Voices Sarcastic, obviously. With a side of sadly serious.

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@AT_Voices Prestige Worldwide

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@KendallRogers @RazorbackBSB And yes, this is searchable. I'm not posting numbers b/c it's embarrassing in comparison to coaching salaries. Pick your favorite school and search either AT or S&C.

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@KendallRogers @RazorbackBSB What does the support staff make?

I mean, as long as the strength coach, athletic trainer, etc are making the FLSA minimum and only working 90 hours a week, they're getting rich on the experience, right?

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@ATCanonymous If I'm a parent of a kid going to that school, I'd rather read "head athletic trainer" or "director of sports medicine" than "I'm the only AT for 500 Athlete-Students and I probably won't be at practice."

HS & non P5 D1/2/3/NAIA etc ratios are bullshit. #AT4ALL

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

@ATCanonymous Yep

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@JoeWinburn_ATC @ATCanonymous

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@ATCanonymous Retake it like something like 70% did back in the day.

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@jbmatc77 @ATCanonymous

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@lookatthefish1 Sorry I didn't put a sarcasm emoji for you.

🙄

There.

I figured based on history its pretty clear that most of what I post is sarcasm anyway....

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

Doing what they're "supposed" to during a postseason run?

If the athlete doesn't report it and the paycheck depends on it, why go looking for problems?

[Snarky ATC @lookatthefish1]

Ummm what? Medical staff where are you?!

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

Actually, I should qualify that statement...please DO be a dumbass, as it can be fun in the moment and quite entertaining for those in attendance & the friends that get to roast you for years.

DON'T be a dumbass in a way that affects your family, career, or profession.

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

"All we do is pour it up all night, drinks out
And all we do is light it up, all night
All you see is strange clouds"

And for once, I'm completely joking. Don't be a dumbass just because we're in Vegas.

[Cynical_ATC @Cynical_ATC]

"All we do is pour it up all night, drinks out
And all we do is light it up, all night
All you see is strange clouds"

And for once, I'm completely joking. Don't be a dumbass just because we're in Vegas.

[Lawrence Yang @GatewayMedic]

If you work in health and care, how often do you experience #moraldistress? If it’s often, comment below the city and country where you work. #s4ca #andrewjameton

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@slowcode2012 @DrSuperSalty But snotty memes are the BEST memes...

[wearamask @medcentermaster]

Things would be so much easier if y'all just lowered your standards and expectations.

EMR
money
paperwork
hours spent at work
autonomy and control

How much less stress would you feel if you merely accepted mediocrity? You act as if lives are on the line!?