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[BURNT LIME ⚠️WARNING: BITES⚠️ @_burntlime_]

today my roommate got his dui FROM JANUARY dismissed bc the tests came back and he was, as we all knew, sober as fuck. last week the county gave that cop an award for making 100 dui arrests within the last year. like u cannot make this shit up 💀

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

LeBron chose Jaylen Brown and the corpse of Embiid over Steph Curry bruh that's WILD

[g a b y @gabydvj]

i love declining cookies. i love telling TSA agents i do not consent to having my photo taken. i love pretending i have any agency over the countless tiny ways i am surveilled every single moment of every single day

[jeffy @retrojeff3]

i truly do believe in my friends

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

I will be #seated

[John Cena @JohnCena]

Could’ve never imagined one of my greatest opponents would be the Roadrunner… in a courtroom.

#CoyotevsAcme is in theaters August 28!
Get your tickets now!

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

oh fuck me it has been five years hasn't it? that's fucked lmao this shit really flying by

[W I L K S ❌ @Wilks434]

@EisakuOtomo I still can’t believe it’s been 5 years since the last MCU Spidey flick. Time fucking flies

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

@retrojeff3 #MoneyBaggJeff

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

choosing to forego hoops with Steph is such a baffling decision lmfao

[Phantom @9Phantom6]

Shams live on ESPN on LeBron watch:

- “I don’t think (Warriors) are a conversation anymore.”

- “LeBron’s team is not waiting for a domino (trade/signing).”

- “Decision is based on happiness, competitive championship aspirations, and basketball fit.”

- “Mario Hezonja is waiting on LeBron’s decision to sign with either Cleveland or Golden State.”

- Reiterates the teams involved are Miami, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Minnesota.

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

@retrojeff3 real

[Ergo Deus @ErgoDeus]

@merge777 @Umarmuslimm pays to breathe and says it's good actually LMAO

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

that pixar news genuinely blows me away, dude. if delivering something like Toy Story 5 isn't enough to guarantee your job, then what is? like they helped y'all make a billion with a B and still got scapegoated because The Rock lost his starpower. that's so crazy.

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

they gave you TOY STORY 5 fucking A MONTH AGO and you dumbfucks said "Cut them. We need to make up our losses on Moana 2: Electric Boogaloo."

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

your live-action remake of a 9 year old movie, headlined by a 54 year old, just made $2 at the box-office. but sure, man, punish Pixar.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Disney is laying off several hundred people across the entire company.

The majority of the layoffs on the studios side is at Pixar.

(Source: https://t.co/Mi9s1xnM0b)

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

lmfao give it time because that's where this is heading

[Push Square @pushsquare]

'They May As Well Eliminate the Hardware Too': Japanese Dev Says Sony 'Doesn't Understand' the Feelings of Fans. https://t.co/rM7pvftvDh

[Josh @JoshM574]

I find it so overwhelmingly lame that this company knew the decision they were making would go over badly, so they muzzled their own employees whilst they went silent, knowing exactly what the response would be, then returned like nothing happened.

Just so so shit. Screw em tbh.

[JaceAVinson #SupportPhysicalMedia📀💿#BanAI @JaceAVinson]

The chances of me getting the PS6 were already pretty low.

Sony getting rid of discs only made me 100% certain that I will absolutely never want one.

[Pyra Revived @BraapConnisseur]

So on the heels of Sony getting outed for using bots to push their propaganda, there is now appears to be a coordinated campaign by media and industry figures to post deliberately misleading statistics about physical games. All of these big accounts that SHOULD know better are

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

rest easy Kaylee Hottle. one of three interesting human characters in these Godzilla x Kong movies & you were doing that shit at like 12, dude. awful loss.

[retweet machine @Cynnis]

yeah no until that TOS language changes, people who prefer to actually own their shit will not roll over and accept a revocable license.

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

Mat Piscatella on Sony's plan to discontinue physical game media🚀

✅Sony's bet is that many of the gamers who prefer the physical format will end up accepting the digital one.

✅Those who don't end up doing so and stop buying a PlayStation won't be a problem for them, since that loss will be offset by the greater profitability from digital games

My thoughts: When companies are that shameless and lacking in respect for customers, they don’t deserve a cent from you

Once again corporations aren’t your friends, and they will drop you the moment you cease to be profitable

NO DISC 💿 NO BUY

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

“I don’t think you should drink anymore, sir.”

Me to another beer: