Cynth Pfannkoch

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

The Trump administration is trying to remove tax exemption from schools that offer targeted support for minorities.

Of course they have no interest in going after churches. Just education.

[Catherine Rampell @crampell]

I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Now on Substack!
https://t.co/LiycCTTMTV

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Every single day during the presidency of Joe Biden, the Strait of Hormuz was wide open, transporting oil, and free. Biden never asked to pay friends of his who were criminally convicted for beating cops, corrupt settlements from taxpayer funds. Biden never asked to be exempt from IRS audits for life. Biden never claimed to end wars from countries he couldn't name or pronounce, nor beg to win a prize for doing so. Biden never pushed to have monuments built for himself. Biden never photobombed other peoples' celebratory photos. Biden never asked a governing body of a sport to overturn a referee's ruling. Biden never made prime time announcements 100% filled with conspiratorial claims. Biden never inserted himself onto the name of a cultural building, nor did he put a tarp over the building when his name was ordered to be removed. And of course, Biden never paid hush money to a porn star, sent an innuendo-filled birthday card to a pedophile, and was never impeached ... convicted of felonies ... found liable for sexual abuse ... banned from running a charity ... or disgorged ... nor did he confuse an ex-wife with a woman he raped, defamed, and paid.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

People say that the American healthcare system kicks people out of hospital rooms way too early to make way for new patients, but I have an older friend from Kentucky who is 84 years old and the hospital has kept him 37 days for a minor case of pneumonia

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

We will never have fair elections until we ban voting once and for all.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Wow! Whoever was President in 2020 must have been a real incompetent doofus for all of this to happen under their nose #PresidentialAddress

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Gals, I don’t know if you’ll be allowed to vote in the midterms if your name has changed due to marriage, but there are still ways you can support me. Why not hold a bake sale or luncheon?

[Scott MacFarlane @MacFarlaneNews]

Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-MD) statement defending his constituent David Hearn, who is charged with damaging Reflecting Pool... (It ain't subtle)

"Davey Hearn would never desecrate a federal building or landmark by writing his name on it or affixing his name illegally to it or engaging in any other kind of political graffiti, vandalism or delinquency. He would never intentionally damage government property. Whether we are talking about the White House, the Reflecting Pool or the Kennedy Center, Davey would never try to alter, bulldoze or redesign federal property or buildings without explicit Congressional authorization and direction.  Davey is an honorable and law-abiding citizen who has won real giant prizes, including eight world championships. He did so without any corrupt practices and only through his magnificent hard work and surpassing dedication to the team. He would never try to undercut or sabotage anyone, much less our entire community"

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Japanese women have a long tradition of having to wear black and cover their heads by wearing what I believe is called the hijab. I don't know why people are shocked that President Trump called out the Islamic Republic of Japan.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

CNN’s extreme leftwing bias exposed

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

This was tilmed yesterday at the community adoption event in San Diego, California. The dog is Duke, a 10-year-old German Shepherd being showcased for adoption. The veteran is Tech Sergeant James Parker, 39, Air Force, walking through the parking lot heading into the store. Duke served with James in Afghanistan from 2011-2013. When Duke retired from military service two years ago, James couldn't adopt him immediately-rental restrictions. Duke went into the adoption system. James had been searching for months through databases.
Yesterday, James was at the pet store buying supplies. Had no idea there was an adoption event happening. Duke was sitting with volunteers at the outdoor table.
Watch what happened. James walks through the parking lot. Duke's head snaps up. Sees James. Goes completely rigid.
Staring. Then breaks into a full sprint. Rips the leash from the volunteer's hand. Runs straight across the parking lot. Launches into James's chest. Both crash to the ground. Duke frantically checking James's face with his nose. Whining. Tail going insane. James wrapping both arms around Duke. Sobbing. "I've been looking everywhere for you. Everywhere." Volunteer told us: "Duke saw James and just took off. The recognition was instant. l've never seen anything like it." James adopted Duke immediately. Took him home yesterday. Ten years after serving together. Found by complete chance in a parking lot. James told us: "I searched every database for months. Never expected to find him at a random pet store. But Duke found me." Sometimes the reunion you're desperately searching for happens when you're just buying dog food.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Donald Trump had no choice but to get Balogun reinstated. He’s a birthright citizen and The Supreme Court just ruled we can’t take away their citizenship or give them red cards. Blame the liberal judges.

[Nurses Against Dick Pics. 🪷🇺🇦 @ClaudetteGGibs1]

McConnel, an 84 year suffered an out of hospital Cardiac event. The trauma of the resuscitation itself is absolutely hell on the body.
My biggest question is how long he was down because that determines the outcome of his treatment. IMO, for him to be still in hospital after three weeks with no word on his status until public pressure forced his office to issue a statement, means that he is kept alive artificially while his office gets their story straight. The neurological effects on his body would be devastating, and there is only so much modern medicine can do.
Also, Governor Andy Beshear can't appoint a replacement, so there is nothing politically to gain by the anyone. So, why the secrecy?

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Ransack the U.S. Capitol? Pardoned. Pick up a chunk of floating paint chips in the reflecting pool? Felony.
This country is ridiculous right now.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

@WhiteHouse @PressSec If they’re capable of sneaking in despite 24/7 camera surveillance, use a knife to make a 300 foot gash in the bottom of a reflecting pool, and dump in a bunch of chemicals then what hope does any prisoner cell have of holding them?

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

DONALD TRUMP IS WEAK ON ALGAE. THANKS TO ME, CALIFORNIA HAS BEEN ALGAE-FREE FOR 2000 YEARS. PEOPLE CALL ME CRYING, "THANK YOU FOR WINNING THE WAR ON ALGAE!" MANY SAY TRUMP FEARS ALGAE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE ALGEBRA. HE HAS SURRENDERED AND WILL TURN US INTO UNITED STATES OF ALGAE!

[magnus reid🇨🇦💪🌻💙🇺🇦💛♥️🇨🇦 @magsadoodles]

@JamesTate121 @stevenm209

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

If you were horrified last night watching our elected leaders run and scramble because of gun violence, just imagine how my daughter Jaime felt in school running from an active shooter before she was killed.

Now, becomes a part of the solution and only vote for people determined to address gun violence in America.

[Larkin Warren @LarkinWarren]

@lesleyabravanel KABOOM!!!
*The sound of Estée Lauder products hitting the trash can.*