Cyroe Kashindi

the true making of a real gentleman.
lover of life & its creations
strong believer of God.
A great thinker.

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage Hi,
When is batch 5623 being paid??

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage
Please check and reply DM

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@UFKenya Check my DM

[Beatrice Ndungi @Arabella_Koki]

@KURAroads, @hon_Makau
@Wavinya_Ndeti
@KRB_Kenya
Katani says this road was done 4 years ago.........
Katani feels cheated..........
Katani is not happy.........
Katani ni kama tulichezwa......
Katani tulifanyiwa ile kitu......

#FixQuarryKataniRoad

[Max @snsammy]

KATANI, cosmopolitan area sharing a fence with biggest International Airport in East & Central Africa. revenue base for @Machakos_Gov
#FixQuarryKataniRoad
@KURAroads
@Wavinya_Ndeti
@hon_Makau
@kipmurkomen
@RitahNdunge
@MikeSonko
@MigunaMiguna
@C_NyaKundiH
@UNEP_Africa

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@AIRTEL_KE check Dm and reply ASAP

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@AIRTEL_KE
Hi
Why is my data balance of almost 2.6 GB I can't use??
See screenshot below;

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@ntsa_kenya hi,kindly advise on how to change the driver test booking date wrongly picked??

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

You're waking up to the news that the Affordable Housing Bill 2023 has been presented before Parliament for consideration, before the 45 days they were given by the High Court dries out, and what a revolutionary work of art it promises to be for hustlers who had been waiting for the freedom they were promised to come tomorrow.

To begin with, the mandatory monthly Housing Levy, which was previously restricted to those with pay-slips alone, has now been expanded to include all employees in the informal sector, because it wouldn't look good if we excluded Mama Mboga from paying tax since they are the ones who voted for us and wouldn't want us to be seen to fail if they can do something about it.

We have taken time to consider the High Court ruling that lectured us on the non-discriminatory principle of inclusivity in levying taxes on all citizens, regardless of gender, tribe, education background or employment status. We would like to thank the High Court bench for bringing it to our attention that there still remained a section of employees whom we hadn't considered for this tax.

Had they not brushed the cobwebs from our eyes, we wouldn't have known that we still had Mama Mboga and Boda Boda people in our corner ready to chip in with the little they collect from their kiosks to see to it that those who prophesized that our Housing Program will fail are brought to shame.

And that is not the only good news we have for hustlers this morning.

Further to this new inclusion of Mama Mboga and Mtu Wa Kinyozi into our Housing tax bracket, we have also come up with affordable measures to ensure that none of our new contributors from the informal sector forget to remit their funds on time in order to ashame children of dynasty whom we beat like Roho Fweny drums in last year's elections.

In the foregoing, we have made suggestions in the Bill that all contributors shall remit the Housing Levy not later than the 9th working day at the end of the month in which the gross salary was due, and any employer who fails to beat this deadline shall be liable for a penalty equal to 3% of the unpaid amount, every month, for all the months that the levy will not have been submitted on time.

For those asking how we are going to ensure compliance to this new affordable directive, we'd love to let you know that the Hustler Gov't has idle Subaru Outbacks with foreign number plates because we already anticipated most of you would want to be have free rides in Gov't vehicles just to prove that you're the real shareholders, and with this new Bill, we intend to give you that exclusive experience that was previously reserved only for Dr Margaret Nyakango and other high-flying state officers.

In the new Bill, the Hustler Gov't shall summarily (and take note of the word, summarily) recover as a civil debt all penalties accruing from defaulting on the Housing Levy, from the entity or person liable to remit the amount.

In short, we have the time and resources to come greet your security guard at the gate when you're away at work and ask him to kindly unmount the expensive television on your wall for us to go auction it to recover our Housing debt which you forgot to send to us while you were playing in the grass over there.

Let it not be said that the Angel responsible for Good News lost his way enroute to Earth and forgot to help State House intercessors with the Lord's work as the whole country waits for them to return from counting their COP28 Daily Subsistence Allowance (DSA) in Dubai.

As for me and my family, we will serve the Lord.

[mutunga komu HSC @komu36]

@KURAroads @kipmurkomen @hon_Makau @Wavinya_Ndeti @UNEP @UNEP_Africa
This katani market @mavoko,machakos County 0nly 1 km from source of all raw materials for road construction within metropolitan .roadbarely 5 years. Kindly kura rehabilitate this road its in very sorry state.

[JOloo JAMES @oloojl]

This is Katani Shopping Centre, Machakos County. Who is responsible for maintenance of this road? @KURAroads or county government? Bure kabisa.

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@OkangaConstruct Can you design this?

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage Reply to my DMs please @HELBpage

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage
Please check DM!!

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage Kindly check my DM

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage Kindly reply my DMs @HELBpage @RingeraCharles

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage Hi
Kindly confirm if these first time loans applied were successfully submitted:
ID No:39450942

ID No:39149721
ID No: 42407871

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage @RingeraCharles you people are not even responding on DMs!!!

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage @RingeraCharles
Kindly respond to my DM
@RingeraCharles help your people respond to students out here who are in dare need..

[Cyroe Kashindi @Cyroe_Kash]

@HELBpage
You have decided to ignore my DM?