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[mutunga komu HSC @komu36]

@KURAroads @DavisChirchir8 @JohnMbadiN,@KRB_Kenya 7 years after the tender award, the mehta quarry road remains neglected despite endless meetings to restrict lorries. Residents deserve action, not promises. #FixSyokimauKatanimissinglinks

[The Eastleigh Voice @Eastleighvoice]

Nairobi Senator Edwin Sifuna hits out at South Mugirango MP Silvanus Osoro and Kisii Governor Simba Arati, claiming he was betrayed by the leaders.

Sifuna to Osoro: Hakuna siku tutakula na wewe, Kama mluhya, wacha njaa iniume.

Sifuna to Arati: Sikutarajia siku nitasalitiwa, utakua mmoja wao na kua wa kwanza kusema 'Sifuna must go! Wacha nirudishe mkono, 'Simba must go!''.

He spoke during the funeral service of Kisii Senator Richard Onyonka's mother, Mama Teresia.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Spent the past 10 days in Jeddah and Riyadh, Saudi Arabia with a client TATU CITY, business partners and friends. Of course, such travels give the discerning traveller comparative perspectives of how governments run their affairs and what one can learn from the countries you visit. It also buts one in painful and cruel perspective the morass of problems that holds back Kenya. These are some of my observations.
1. Saudi Arabia is a country led by visionary and selfless leadership. Crown Prince and PM MBS is hell bent on transforming his country and people. Saudi Arabia is led by People who love their country and people and want move both foward. Their country's interest comes number 1, 2 and 3.
2. Corruption is unheard of and the rule of law (law that is known, obeyed and implemented to the letter) is ingrained in the national culture. The Kenyan craze of our leaders asking "what is in it for me...and what can I leave for my children" before they sign off a contract is unheard of.
3. Industrialisation is at a very advanced level. Saudi Arabia is manufacturing hub where the private sector runs everything and government creates enabling environment. We visited some amazing factories.
4. The people and their welfare provides the raison d'etre for Saudi government's very existence. Health care, education and infrastructure are all geared to advance the welfare of the citizenry. You will see walkways running into kilometres with watering joints all over Riyadh.
5. Riyadh is a construction site with an impressive and amazing architecture landscape. They just don't build tall ugly towers of concrete and glass. They build beautiful award winning structures.
6. Education, especially for girls is high priority of the Saudi regime. Girls only Universities are common and one in Riyadh is beautiful and world famous. Scholarships for foreign students is now very common in Saudi Universities.
7. Culture and their national heritage is promoted and protected. Of course Saudi Arabia has an ancient civilisation and is the origin many Abrahamic religions. The government takes this responsibility very serious and promotes it for the benefit of its citizenry.
8. Affordable housing is big. We visited beautiful homes in Jeddah. The target is have 75% of Saudi Nationals owing homes by 2030. They have passed the initial target of 65%
9. Private sector is big in Saudi Arabia.
10. We had amazing hosts including the people's ambassador to Riyadh @WehliyeMohamed and many others including the gracious and affable Ambassador of an East African country...asante sana bwana Ambassador and pass our regards to Boss...
11. Not just Kenya, but Africa has alot to learn from Saudi Arabia...resource utilisation, shutting out corruption, industrialisation, corruption free infrastructure, affordable housing, private sector, selfless leadership etc.

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

Somethings are a TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. H.E UHURU can do as he wants. That shouldn't bother anyone...just do your FUCKING job and move this poor country foward. Kenyans aren't interested on whether a dollar billionaire will earn a few more shillings!

[mutunga komu HSC @komu36]

@KURAroads @KenyaAirports @hon_Makau @Wavinya_Ndeti @KRB_Kenya @DavisChirchir8 @StateHouseKenya Katani (Mavoko) quarry road is flooded after drainage diversion by KAA. A key metro artery to quarries is collapsing while KURAstays silent. Urgent drainage & repairs needed #KAA/KURA

[Shannon 🇺🇸I stand with America @thewriterme]

How it was done. 🔊

[Clinton @614clinton]

34 year old Donald Trump on Iran.
He hasn't changed a bit, solid as a rock!

[Kenya West @KinyanBoy]

Netanyahu’s security detail has some serious formation. You can tell everyone here is lethal

[mutunga komu HSC @komu36]

Residents of Katani, Mavoko are drowning due to poor drainage! the KAA trench has collected water from syokimau roads directed to katani, flooded homes @rimhouse
@KenyaAirports @KURAroads @NemaKenya @hon_Makau @Wavinya_Ndeti act NOW! We need urgent intervention.
#KataniDrowns

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Trevor Noah: Nicki Minaj is not here. She is still at the White House with Donald Trump discussing very important issues.

(Imitating Trump) Actually, Nicki, I have the biggest ass. I have it. Everybody's saying it, Nicki. I know they said you, but it's me. Wop wop wop. Look at it, look at it, baby.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Meet Wachira, Tomcat CEO, the Ruai nightlife governor, spender of bottles, mover of crowds. The man owned the night. Then one small mutina decided to humble him. Wachira got bitten by a rabid dog and was told the 7 days injection would cost 14K pesa taslimu. Fourteen thousand Only for his medication.

Our legend looked at the bill and said, “Ati 14K juu ya boskoo? Ní urimu” and walked out of the hospital like a man who still had options. Last Friday, Friends and relatives gathered at his farm to eat that rice that cooks one-one with osumbuko meat plus soup on the side, as they escorted his coffin to the ground.

Let that Sink in. A man who owned a joint, Moved cash, Poured drinks for crowds, Couldn’t release 14K to save his own life. That’s how pride buries people. Rabies doesn’t negotiate. Death doesn’t accept excuses. And funerals don’t refund regrets.

GENTLEMEN, Spend less on noise & Invest more in remaining alive. Wachira made a terrible judgment call, and the price wasn’t paid by him alone, his dependants and loved ones are now carrying the receipt. And let’s be honest, he’s not the only one who ignores small issues. We all do. Most of us are just luckier.

Now listen carefully, my people,, Rabies is 100% fatal without treatment. No appeal, No extension. I learnt this the hard way when I was once beaten senseless by a crossbreed of Chihuahua & Boskoo Mutina pale Greatwall Gardens.

The moment the owner (a yellow yellow damsels with standing boobies & tirries pointing towards kimende) saw me bleeding, she offered me unsolicited coochie. To me I saw it as “Mungu Leta” Ikus. And because I was a certified mumu man, fully dick-driven, I accepted a site visit to her Kilgoris riparian land instead of rushing to hospital.

Two days later,, fever, Wild migraines, Head doing press-ups. I was slowly connecting to Sayuni's WiFi signal. That’s when I dragged myself to the hospital only to be told I was a dead man walking. I was given five deadliest injections, painful enough to be felt up to kisigino for Five straight days.

No negotiations, No masculinity, Just survival. Rabies is not a joke my people. Don’t be a Wachira, Don’t be a legend at night and a lesson by Friday. Our boy is currently cooling his heels in Sayuni engaging with his ancestors one on one. Ni mbaya,, Chesaa!! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[343 @UnscriptedFooty]

Goals that hurt😭

[ADAM @AdameMedia]

Epstein survivor: “I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.”

We are ruled by the monsters behind this.

The entire system needs to be destroyed.

[Dr.Sam Youssef Ph.D.,Ph.D.,DPT. @drhossamsamy65]

🚨 URGENT: Epstein file leaks reportedly reveal for the first time that Abu Dhabi Crown Prince Sheikh Mohammed bin Zayed Al Nahyan met Jeffrey Epstein on his private island.‼️

[mutunga komu HSC @komu36]

@Cofek_Kenya Katani–Mavoko is a key building materials hub for Nairobi Metro, yet its roads are in ruins. As noted by Business Daily, the area is a shadow of itself. We urge @KURAroads to fix: Katani–Utawala, Kamulu, Airport Rd ,in order of priority #KatanibrokeInfrastructure

[China pulse 🇨🇳 @Eng_china5]

🔴 Donald Trump was a judge at a teen modeling contest in 1991. The contest featured girls as young as 14. Recently, The Guardian newspaper discovered that the contest was a front for millionaires to have sex with the girls.

[Kgoshi Ya Lebowa @Mothematiks]

Innovative tool for police. The chases are gonna be brief now, hopefully👌🏾