Jared Czapski

Maximum Effort

[Jared Czapski @Czapski13]

Your mcm plays rock band blindfolded on expert. It's me, I'm your mcm.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Today is my 32nd birthday.

Over the last month, I asked several 90-year-olds what advice they would give to their 32-year-old selves.

Here's the life advice everyone needs to hear:

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Man explains what he does to never get stopped by the Police in Chicago �

[Honolulu Blues @HonoluluBlues_]

🎵So you can tell Everybody 🎵

[You @BravesGasm]

Looked significantly slower than 103 but okay

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This should be a mandatory class in school - if you travel a lot, this is gold https://t.co/JppgqKXfub

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

my girl staring at me when I ask her what she wanna eat

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Yes. On your mom’s chin.

[Jonte @flaviler]

i eat pussy laying down like a sniper

[STAR ✭ @iamstardeshay]

This next season of my life will require new levels of courage, confidence, and consistency from me. No matter how I feel, I will not allow fear to hold me back. I want this. I deserve this. And I’m determined to have it.

[BRIANA ANIYSA @brianaaniysaa]

stretch
but make it look sexy

[Kevin Heintz @AskCoachKev]

Every piece of fitness advice I could come up with after 6 years in the gym:

1. Stop drinking alcohol.

[≠🕷🌱 @EarthyArchetype]

“I’m arriving!!!” has me crying 😭

[An Post Malone @CianClarke1]

There are no vegan men, just..

[Mariah @riahnocarey]

My life will be completely different a year from now

[Thomas @ThomasMightSnap]

This how drunk I’m tryna be at my wedding

[Jordan F @jordanfogel]

I've traded for 5+ years

and gave away everything I know in this one thread

Here are 30 of the most valuable threads you'll find on twitter:🧵

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

@NutterButter Meat