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[𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙪𝙨𝘽𝙤𝙡𝙨𝙝𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙠 @AmadeusBolshev]

"Blame the Nazi Germans for making me become a gun designer... I always wanted to construct agriculture machinery."

- Mikhail Kalashnikov
Inventor of the AK47

[henry @trappedkrinkle]

fuck it lance oppenheim late stage kanye west movie let's get that rolling

[miss evil @missevil2002]

Among sober people , I am a junkie and among junkies , I am sober

[degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh]

It’s called Napoleon Dynamite

[furq @furqrahim]

Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”

[frosty @florstie]

if you play rivals and don't check the stats 10 times per fight you're a psychopath

[Pump Daddy K @KoninjaX]

every other luna interaction in rivals is just this

[suri @suricidal]

did he rent a whole pre existing white family or does he cast each person individually

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

good morning people! show me what you’re listening to today!!!!!!!!!!

[ellis @sum1saiditinnit]

that album feels so expensive and out of touch in the best way. it’s kind of like a rick ross album where that level of wealth is only attainable by listening to those raps

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Thanks TrashCat

[♡madam sandler♡ @VlRTUALBOY]

The deep respect the world has for Dolly Parton is evident in the way I was able to go the entire day without seeing her face split with Xxxtentacion's

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

The CEO of Flock is named Garrett Langley and the founder of DeFlock is Will Freeman. Their lawsuit will be titled Langley vs. Freeman. What an incredible time to be mentally ill.

[ava @awtisym]

i get high as fuck then hop on overwatch to ruin everyones day