WoodEyeActual

Don't like bacon? Piss off. Tired of shitposts! I don't do pronouns you weirdos. 2A supporter and advocate. I follow back. Build the network! #AlaskanX

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@Justa_Guy907 It's either that or our state legislature

[Q STORM RIDER @_Qstormrider]

🚨 NEW: The dam just broke in Minnesota and it’s uglier than anyone imagined

SBA Administrator Kelly Loeffler now confirms the alleged $1 billion Somali fraud ring is so massive that the SBA is expanding its investigation across the entire state of Minnesota.

Read her words and feel the rage:

“It appears that this fraud ring is being perpetrated across all types of government assistance meant for families that are hungry, families that need housing, young children that need education. And it’s being exploited.”

They didn’t just steal money
They stole food
They stole housing
They stole aid meant for American families in real need

And Minnesota’s leadership let this metastasize for YEARS.

This is what happens when politicians put “community optics” above law and order.

Burn it down. Expose every player. Recover every dollar.
This is only the beginning.

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@srkntnyldz Mental illness is rampant.

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@walshster19 May she rest easy. My condolences, RR's are a very special dog.

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@fOx1257067 we need to really get more death penalties going

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@LynneBP_294 wow. a boiled turkey in crawfish seasoning. amazing.

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@washghost1 ...and MBA bean counters

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@JimmyFoles @skillz17q @grok Grok is drunk again, and hallucinated. It's John Shipley, on the Cleared Hot Podcast. https://t.co/59jVm67Ryc

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@FoulkShay Dammit, I'll bet you're fun at parties.

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@Rothmus Main Character Syndrome.

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@Devon_Eriksen_ @SandyofCthulhu @StephenKing Single action, carried hammer down on an empty chamber? I can see that being reality, because that's how you carry an old SA, if you're careful. Not to mention there are revolvers out there with five chambers in the cylinder, eleven chambers, etc.

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@SandyofCthulhu Many of them, but the most recent one was a story in which the main character referred to a "snowmobile", while being a long-time resident in Alaska.

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@ThayzzySmith I guess allah got tired of his monkeying around.

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@FirstChevalier @monsterhunter45 I wonder how many of the backer kits have gone out so far?

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@SladeBivins @Kemp Yep. I get the "lather rinse repeat" vibe off this.

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@Kemp Well, after I lost a good amount due to prior issues with the company, I hope anyone that has any ideas about investing with you guys takes a long hard look at history.

[Dan Sullivan @DanSullivan_AK]

Mary Peltola was in Petersburg days before Sham candidate Dan Sullivan announced his candidacy.

Sham candidate Dan Sullivan had a left-wing political operative help him launch his campaign.

He is nothing but a fake candidate propped up by Mary Peltola and her far left lower 48 cronies to confuse Alaskans and steal this election.

Not a coincidence.

Alaskans do not want cheaters. Alaskans want real winners.

[Ruth Jones @NotThatMrsJones]

About ten years ago in 2017, David Eastman said some women in rural villages—mostly Native communities—were getting pregnant on purpose to get Medicaid-funded trips to Anchorage or Seattle for abortions. He called it an incentive that was costing taxpayers.
He got absolutely hammered for it. The House censured him, it was the first time they’d ever done that to a member, and Native organizations ripped him hard. That kicked off years of him being targeted and isolated in the legislature.

[WoodEyeActual @Czech6ix]

@BreannaMorello "SPEAKING". lol. that's why they're called ratchets. because they sound like a ratchet wrench.