Me explaining why the skittles valentines Finn got today at school has princess peach kissing mario on the cheek: “Cause theyre a thing ya know, a power couple” Finn: “OH LIKE THIS” *Toddler twerking*. Lmfao #finn
BREAKING: It's happening. An original animated series following the next earth Avatar in the cycle after Aang and Korra is coming in 2025 from Paramount and Avatar Studios.
All the info: https://t.co/szlm5I13TM
Crying to gilmore girls because A. im exhausted and only slept three hours, B. I realize things in the show as an actual adult now or C. I’m not from a wealthy family, nor did i get accepted or even apply to three ivy schools and comparatively how fkn depressing 😂😂
Hey @USPS@USPSHelp your website is entirely useless. For my missing package, my options are to go to ‘where is my package’ then enter the tracking number, only to get a “your package was delivered” screen which is clearly not true, otherwise I wouldnt be there.Yall got an email?
Nah dude its the fact that you take zero fkng effort to come see me no matter where tf i live. Not chicago not kenosha not even MILWAUKE, but my bday weekend ur broke ass is “busy”…and is goin out every night?? Tell me ur a bad friend without telling me youre a bad friend. Tf.🖕🏻
“Smart people create, everyone else just regurgitates.” - guy who claims not to be a genius who hd a 131 IQ in hs and left varsity sprts to become a condutor for his orchestra
Shout out to the eye doctor at @_Visionworks for conning me into paying for a lens fitting screening without asking me, which is not covered by insurance therefore forcing me to pay an extra $50 out of pocket. This feels like that time I stepped onto the street in chicago and was
Heres a fucked up idea: thomas rhetts “grave” but its a scene in a movie or show and uhm well the grave comes right after the song ends, and its tragic af and everyones shocked because…death ya know
Lmfao can we talk about this. This dude who walked into the bathroom to piss directly next to me instead of the urinal on the right, who straight up told me ‘i think im passing a kidney stone’ …’wither that ornits chlamydia’ uhh lmao bro. Go get that checked out?
Anyways, I came on here to ask @SheaMoisture what their packaging is made of for this product, because it isnt listed on the packaging itself, and I don’t have the time nor patience to call customer service and ask #firstworldproblems