Max Frantz

i like to use my twitter influence to harass companies about why their packaging is horrible for the earth

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Turns out they feed the gators marshmallows and hotdogs, a nice little glizzy for the lizzy 😎😏 #NOLA

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Les Mis scene where the mom is dying and singing to her daughter but instead the song is a sullen version of “Maggie May” #genius

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Me explaining why the skittles valentines Finn got today at school has princess peach kissing mario on the cheek: “Cause theyre a thing ya know, a power couple” Finn: “OH LIKE THIS” *Toddler twerking*. Lmfao #finn

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Shout out to O’lydias in Mke for having paper togo boxes instead of sturofoam AND wings specials 😍😭

[Avatar News @AvatarNews_]

BREAKING: It's happening. An original animated series following the next earth Avatar in the cycle after Aang and Korra is coming in 2025 from Paramount and Avatar Studios.

All the info: https://t.co/szlm5I13TM

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Crying to gilmore girls because A. im exhausted and only slept three hours, B. I realize things in the show as an actual adult now or C. I’m not from a wealthy family, nor did i get accepted or even apply to three ivy schools and comparatively how fkn depressing 😂😂

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Hey @USPS @USPSHelp your website is entirely useless. For my missing package, my options are to go to ‘where is my package’ then enter the tracking number, only to get a “your package was delivered” screen which is clearly not true, otherwise I wouldnt be there.Yall got an email?

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Nah dude its the fact that you take zero fkng effort to come see me no matter where tf i live. Not chicago not kenosha not even MILWAUKE, but my bday weekend ur broke ass is “busy”…and is goin out every night?? Tell me ur a bad friend without telling me youre a bad friend. Tf.🖕🏻

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

“Smart people create, everyone else just regurgitates.” - guy who claims not to be a genius who hd a 131 IQ in hs and left varsity sprts to become a condutor for his orchestra

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

I want very specific Mean Girls scene drawn out in fairly oddparents cartoon style. Thank you.

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Conned into paying a guy $20 to clean my shoe that he had already done without my consent. Same feeling.

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Shout out to the eye doctor at @_Visionworks for conning me into paying for a lens fitting screening without asking me, which is not covered by insurance therefore forcing me to pay an extra $50 out of pocket. This feels like that time I stepped onto the street in chicago and was

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Just talked to someone in my profession whos going to take the next 2-3 months off of work and get some rest 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

“Is it 6 AM???” Me:”no its 2:00” alyssa: “OH THANK GOD!!”

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

“The peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich, they called it the PBM” nicole: “I thought of BOWEL MOVEMENT”

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

@MermaidMorgs You use them for charcuterie boards god mom

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

“Oh sorry i just…licked you” - Annette when I told her to smell my hand cause of the hand sanitizer i just used

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Heres a fucked up idea: thomas rhetts “grave” but its a scene in a movie or show and uhm well the grave comes right after the song ends, and its tragic af and everyones shocked because…death ya know

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Lmfao can we talk about this. This dude who walked into the bathroom to piss directly next to me instead of the urinal on the right, who straight up told me ‘i think im passing a kidney stone’ …’wither that ornits chlamydia’ uhh lmao bro. Go get that checked out?

[Max Frantz @D00DL3S]

Anyways, I came on here to ask @SheaMoisture what their packaging is made of for this product, because it isnt listed on the packaging itself, and I don’t have the time nor patience to call customer service and ask #firstworldproblems