gunka

they were cones!

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

I miss my stupid boyfriend

[Covie @covie_93]

If you see anyone not mourning the death of Robert Redford the way you would like them to please call their employer and get them fired!

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

I owe $19,OOO to the flaming skull that floats around my apartment complex

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

boil pasta for 100 minutes #boilpastafor100minutes

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I hear the ice cream man is working on a brand new jingle

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I just got off the phone with zoboomafoo

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

I miss when quiznos was more around

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Why’d someone walk in smelling like erasers

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Hey guys should I start crying at the brewery because of Derrek Lee and Sammy Sosa

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Careers that will be remembered forever.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Forever Cubs.

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

I want to meet a moth

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

I wish Joey had a Twitter

[🍎⋆˚꩜｡ ๑ï @Spadiddle]

Fetch!

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

drinking alcohol has made me addicted to giving a bartender $12

[juibo :) @jubiothree]

Lowkey falling off your bike feels so good 😊 #ILikeFallingOffMyBike

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Made eye contact with a man in the mirror at Crunch

[gunka @MermaidMorgs]

Let’s give out free deodorant at the gym please for the love of god