Andy McRobb

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widdecombe left shocked after discovering that hell is not full of gays but full of other people like her.

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Reform U.K. is for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody of them.

[Ron wright @ronsterd89]

Elon Musk once jokingly offered to end World Hunger, asking how much it would cost as if it would be some incalculable number.
When the UN replied saying 6.6 Billion would be enough to immediately end Famine for the year he never responded, and a few months later bought Twitter for 44 Billion.

You struggle and suffer because people like him are allowed to exist, not because your neighbor is an immigrant.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Will Elon Musk and other MAGA types be tweeting about this former top rightwing politician in the UK who was just found guilty of being a pedophile and whose wife aided and abetted him in those sick sex crimes against children? If not, why not?

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

The UK is like a football club sacking managers constantly because it's easier than admitting that you're just shit

Brexit and 14 years of the Tories completely screwed us and nobody from Burnham to Farage can fix it until we accept that we sold Xabi Alonso for Alberto Aquilani

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The UK is only in debt because it Privatised everything.

If Margaret Thatcher had never existed and we never privatised Oil, Gas, Electricity, Airports, Water, Mail, Rail, Rolls Royce, British Airways...

We would have Trillions of Pounds and own everything, just like Norway.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Jeremy Clarkson complains about no village Doctor, no village shops, no village schools, no bobby.

This is the same Jeremy Clarkson who loves Margaret Thatcher and David Cameron who made all these things happen with their cuts.

They love complaining about what they voted for.

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

📍 belfast, ireland

[Joe Fae Glesga @joe_yer99]

Insidious undermining limmy. That's what it is.

[Paul @LeftySeparatist]

Think of the most dragged up, low IQ, gullible, racist simpleton you went to school with.

Yeah, that’s who was on that hate march in Glasgow last night.

[Thanos Angelopoulos @Th_Angelopoulos]

Call you old fashioned? Alright, old-fashioned, @PatrickChristys, let us go through the decades you prefer.

The 1960s: Ian Brady and Myra Hindley tortured and murdered five children, buried them on Saddleworth Moor, and recorded their screams on tape.

The 1970s: Peter Sutcliffe murdered 13 women with hammers and screwdrivers across Yorkshire.

Dennis Nilsen began strangling young men in his London flat, dismembering them, boiling their skulls on his stove, and flushing the remains down the drains.

The 1980s: Michael Ryan shot 16 people dead in Hungerford. Fred and Rose West were raping, torturing, and dismembering women and girls and burying them under their house in Gloucester. Their own daughter among them.

The 1990s: Two 10-year-old boys abducted a toddler from a shopping centre in Liverpool, tortured him, and bludgeoned him to death with bricks and an iron bar.

Thomas Hamilton walked into a primary school in Dunblane and shot 16 five-year-olds and their teacher. Harold Shipman was murdering his patients by the hundred.

The 2000s: James Watt and his family enslaved a man for a decade, tortured him with baseball bats, air pistols, boiling water, and pit bull attacks, then decapitated him and dumped his body in a lake.

Mathew Hardman, 17, murdered a 90-year-old woman, cut out her heart, placed it on a silver platter, and drank her blood.

The 2010s: Derrick Bird shot 12 people dead across Cumbria.

Thomas Mair shot and stabbed an MP in the street while shouting "Britain first".

The 2020s: Jemma Mitchell decapitated her friend, stored the body for two weeks, and drove 200 miles to dump it.

Those are the decades you prefer. And for each decade there are 20 other equally horrific incidents.

And here is the thing, old fashioned Patrick. According to the Crime Survey for England and Wales, violence, burglary, and car crime have fallen by close to 90% since the mid-1990s. The ONS confirms that violent crime is two-thirds lower now than in the 1990s.

The country you live in today is measurably, statistically, dramatically safer than the one you are nostalgic for. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

And I am not even touching Glasgow and its past knife crime epidemic.

So, which decade was better, Patrick? Tell us.

[GfB 📚 @Dr_Gavin_Brewis]

Fascism has arrived.

Dress it up with whatever language you like, but when you have masked men, dressed in a uniformal order, attacking people on the street based on skin colour, any argument about concerned citizens or frustrations about government are redundant. We are here.

[Celtic Destroy The Fairytale @SteinReigned]

The last game of the season. Hearts required a point to win the league, were drawing 1-1 with four minutes to go, and Celtic had a second goal ruled out for offside.

VAR overruled the 'honest mistake' because Callum Osmand was three yards onside. That's why we need VAR.

[Celtic F1rst @CelticF1rst]

This season has been Roy of the Rovers stuff. 🍀

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

The Tartan Army will be hitting American massage parlours this summer and asking the lassies for a “McInnes” or, as it’s better known, a Happy To Finish.

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

One for the far-right to digest.

[Grant @coll_wild]

He's tweeted more about Celtic winning the league, than Labour shutting down Grangemouth