Z: What happened?
E: Clowns (...) (and) Mickey doesnt love me anymore
Z: No, no, no
E: I hate my life!! No health, no money, no husband
Z: We can fix the ship
E: It's Titanic, but its already underwater
IT'S NOT. Ur husband is waiting and missing ur dramatic ass 😂
#heistmasters
you walk into a guys apartment after he invited you in, and you see zero piece of furniture, zero decorations, but 83 bird chages surrounding the place. co bys zrobil?
SCHLATT: wait i thought your username was like “suck my blood” or something
MULTI: no it was actually “suck my balls”
THE WAY SCHLATT JUST LOSES IT LMAOOOO 😭😭😭