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Italian Chad

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Delay GTAVI one more time and increase the price

#DelayGTAVIOneMoreTimeAndIncreaseThePrice

[Black Homer @GhettoHomer]

I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.

[jon greenberg @jon_greenberg]

Being a catcher on Team Italy is like getting made. They have to trace your roots back to the old country.

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Zohran should create little schools everyone has to go to that teach you to still talk with a 1987 nyc dirtbag accent the way the Irish do with Gaelic

[kingofthehill @kingofthehill]

Made it to the end in Fortnite, then—bam!—little ol’ Sabrina Carpenter comes flyin’ outta nowhere and cracked me like an Alamo can.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.

[90 Days Liquidity @90daysliquidity]

Finance bros in midtown leaving the office to grab lunch at Chipotle/Naya/Cava/Sweetgreen

[🎲 @D1CEM0N]

@ixNOKES

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this.

Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

@killmefam I cant wait to eat McDonalds again! Bring back tallow !

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The guy that shot Osama Bin Laden wants me to be his sex slave.

[pattch @Pattch]

Hurricane Season means discounts season

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

The level of hate that Kendrick has in his heart for Drake is only slightly higher than how my dad felt about Vince Offer. I truly believe that if he had lived another year, they would’ve gone bar for bar in the first ever infomercial battle.

[🎲 @D1CEM0N]

@GoodReddit @JustinWhang

[gabe @glitteringgabe_]

AMERICA RUNS ON WHAT?

[#tuatime @goknicks1357]

Me and the gf watching Shane Gillis snl tonight