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[Staffy @staffy_tv]

Club sales this summer so far:

Man Utd £45M (Total)

Chelsea £65M (from Nico Jackson)

[LIBRAT⚖️ @LavishKeyy]

Blueface is in fact one funny mf man idc the chat said the baby need speech therapy blueface gonna say “No he needs to go to school he sits around and watch minions all day now he thinks he’s a minion talking about “Picks up me Johns” he speaking mionionese” LMAOOOOOOO😭😭🤣😂

[Victor Okafor @TheVictorOkafor]

Not a single soul in the world could’ve predicted what would happen in the next 9 months after this day.

Not even him.

[☔️🫧☔️ @Sp1thfc]

Brentford away.

To your left you’ve got KDB at left beck doing score hero crosses.

To your right you’ve got the black Rory Delap launching missiles into your box surrounded by a bunch of 6ft 1+ guys.

Enjoy hell

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

U ever fucked someone and gave them advice for their relationship right after 😭😂

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

If I were auditioning for the role for a government official embroiled in a conspiracy and he walked in the room, I’d just walk right out.

[🦈 @4Cobey]

Tony Soprano was so racist when he heard Meadow bike got stolen by a black dude he smiled😭😭

[eve @tensaiszn]

I'm fucking divorced, from the most beautiful woman in your planet. It's my wife. My ex-wife. I love her unbelievably! But we lost the passion. For many reasons, we lost the passion. I love her? YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. She loves me? YEAH. But we lost the passion.

[Yfg Fatso @FATSOREAP808]

I see why ferb don’t talk fr

[.. @BodegaaCat]

Pep was with his wife for 30 years and she just left him. Fair play for not crashing out. Many dudes have gone insane for less

[One @D1_OTF]

@SahilB_11 Ya’ll lack understanding and it shows.

[One @D1_OTF]

@PrinceD81292144 Dont think its a chelsea issue he expressed he just wants minutes if hes happy with a rotation role he would be part of the group but he isnt.

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Thanks, Jamie. It would be great to be able to get my head down and play football without my name being mentioned every day 😭

[One @D1_OTF]

@IsolatedPlay_

[One @D1_OTF]

@OffyUnfiltered Thats a body still

[One @D1_OTF]

@Darko_Baba Tell em🤣

[Darko @Darko_Baba]

😂😎 I hope that midfield search going well

[One @D1_OTF]

@CFCDaily I know ur trolling

[One @D1_OTF]

@ExpectedChelsea No he just wasnt good enuff for this level

[One @D1_OTF]

Honestly if Enzo goes just bring me Scott, better fit honestly.