Desmond Alvarez

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[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Reminder that I dropped the hottest track of 2011 and should have got a record deal if it wasn't for music industry politics. https://t.co/YDEkRZVQL6

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Can't sleep ➡️ browse restaurant memes ➡️ see breadstick meme ➡️ remember old breadsticks at Papa Murphy's ➡️ email to ask for breadsticks to return ➡️ search copycat recipes ➡️ find out they still sell them in Corvallis ➡️ plan trip for breadsticks ➡️ felt happiness for once

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@NannerAlice I had a giveaway and you already won a free lifetime supply of friendship.

Now you can't be sad or dissapointed if you lose this new giveaway or you will look like a big ol jerk. Checkmate nerds.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@NannerAlice Or you can get full prosthetic makeup and go as Thanos. Or you can go with the super obscure pun and dress up like Captian America's butt with a Donald Trump wig/hat and go as "America's Ass"

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Got tired of waiting for a trailer, so I made this @Stranger_Things music video of Season 1. Had fun making it, check it out if you want. Have a good weekend. https://t.co/DwctQCTHfv

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@moepls_ Mf'ing thank you Melissa! Much love ❤️

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@NannerAlice Thank you! 🤗

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

I don't smoke or drink but I had a major caffeine craving. Today marked a full week with zero caffeine. Had a headache for most of it and was tired every waking minute. Proud of myself though. That feeling made it worth it.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Too lazy to get up to turn off Netflix. Just going to wait until it asks if I'm still watching and let it time itself out. First time that feature will be useful to me.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@NannerAlice "Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish" def sounds like a dope song lyric I could see Kanye using. But I can't imagine Euripides saying that George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@KirstenFauser Everyone:

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@EeyanOliver Then I'll sue whoever made that weak ineffective mine.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

My greatest fantasy would be to install a nightstand that had a full-size dryer instead of drawers on one side of my bed, accessible while laying in bed. Then get an extra blanket and rotate those sumbitches throughout the night.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@moepls_ OMG. i watched that whole show in a day and a half, then had david watch it in two days so i could discuss it with someone. So flippin good!

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Happy holidays from my family to yours

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@moepls_ Sending you positive thoughts!

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Had a woman today treat me with so much with so much contempt and hate... I'm just speechless and my mood is ruined for the day. Gonna hydrate and get a long night of sleep to reset. Tomorrow is a new day.

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

@NannerAlice saw your picture on FB. Looked down at my biceps and this is what I saw. 😤

[Desmond Alvarez @D35M0N17]

Don't bother going through my Twitter history to get me fired. No homophobic tweets, just cringe inducing attempts at humor and desperate attempts of acceptance await you.