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“Just when it seems like it’s just awful and that it can’t get any worse, it actually is the best.”

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

.@WOODRADIO someone please tell Steve that the only way to eat Pringles is to make them into a duck bill while quacking.

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Tuesday - Furnace
Wednesday -Furnace
Thursday - Furnace
Friday - Furnace
Saturday - Central air
Sunday - No furnace
Monday & foreseeable future - Furnace

#PureMichigan #Michigan #miwx

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Air conditioning
On [ ]
Off [ x ]

#miwx #wmiwx

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

#PureMichigan #miwx

[Downdetector @downdetector]

User reports indicate SurveyMonkey is having problems since 5:46 PM EST. https://t.co/zYXgjUWk47 RT if you're also having problems #surveymonkey

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Just used @SurveyMonkey for the first time in ages to send a fun contest entry form to our company’s 300 employees.

So, of course, the SM site goes down — so now I’m getting hammered with angry emails. #timing @downdetector

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

@iamalexaf @detroitnews Spot on 💯, lol

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

@peeweeherman @gracejones Just went to @netflix to get this cued up for the fam as part of our annual holiday tradition — it’s gone! Gonna try this janky YouTube upload that someone was kind enough to share, but this is very 2020, @peeweeherman.

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Tip: Don’t ever wear a bright orange mask into @HomeDepot.
#DoYouWorkHere?

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Taking a hard pass on #Halloween2020.

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

❄️ coming Saturday? #wmiwx #PureMichigan

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Dropping the kids off at school when it’s 40 degrees and will be nearly 80 when I pick them up. Odd. #wmiwx

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Wearing a mask makes lip syncing to what’s pumping through your earbuds in the grocery store much more enjoyable, that’s for sure. #MaskUp

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Some new, and really strong, logic I’m seeing on Facebook about #Halloween...

“The kids masks from their costumes will protect them from #coronavirus.”

Um, right...

#Merica

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

Have had various encounters with the following baby animals in our backyard over the past two weeks:

bunnies 🐇
squirrels 🐿
turtles 🐢
and today ... snakes! 🐍

Baby squirrel fell (or was pushed) out of nest in tree. We took to animal rescue and he/she has made full recovery!

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

@MadisonMab Now I need to buy and carry luggage just because you are intimidated by my comfort? #smh

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

cc @MadisonMab

[preston @prestovision]

WOMEN CANCELLED CARGO SHORTS BECAUSE THEY WERE JEALOUS OF ALL THE POCKETS

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

@MadisonMab I HAVE THREE KIDS AND PERSONAL ITEMS AS WELL

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

@MadisonMab Totally okay with being under suspicion of being smart, comfortable and prepared.

[sc0tt mi11er 💫 @DADSTARRS]

What’s a good one year-old birthday gift for the dog that has everything?