Daisy May McGarry

There’s too much caffeine in your blood stream and a lack of real spice in your life.

[Daisy May McGarry @DAISY______may]

@ScotRail Is it incompetence or malice?

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@ScotRail any reason your driver on the 12.41 from Dumbarton East didn’t wait for us reaching the accessible doors before pulling away? No tannoy announcement to say how many carriages there were and it’s pretty obvious we have a pram with us.

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@ScotRail The driver seen us walking to the accessible doors (how were we meant to know where they were going to be when there was no tannoy announcement to say how many carriages there were by the way?) The train would have still left on time. We’re talking a matter of seconds.

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@coran @itsDaibhi 😂😂😂

[Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea]

BOOK GIVEAWAY! On 13 Feb 1997, nearly 5m bits of Lego fell into the ocean when a cargo ship was hit by a huge wave. To mark the occasion, we’re giving away 2 copies of our book Adrift, a voyage into the lingering legacy of a cargo spill. To enter, just like and retweet this post. Entry closes at midnight on 27th Feb 24 and winners will be announced on 28th Feb 24.

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Excellent sunny hangout buddy

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@Nobubhoy Where is showing the game? I’m visiting Tokyo and would love to see the game here!

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@tokyocsc anywhere showing the game in Shibuya/Shinjuku tonight that you know of?

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People who stand on travelators at airports instead of walking and feeling like you’re moving at supersonic speed are cowards

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@techpriest @lillyXmorrison 👀

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@ketaminedrams Even better, hope you got an ice cream to finish

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It’s back baby, with one sentence “mum wants an air fryer”

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And thus begins the run up to Christmas weekly check in to the group chat I have with my dad and brother that is only used in the weeks prior to Mother’s Day, mum’s birthday and Christmas.

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All flights should be early morning or evening cause this wait for the GOAT of all pints, the airport pint, is killing me.

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Meanwhile in normal city, in normal country, on normal island.

[🌐🐾 ︶ dogtier egbert⁵⁵ @pawsrche]

a reminder for those mad at people for making jokes, happy she’s dead, etc.

the queen has:
- oversaw brutal concentration camps in colonialist Kenya during the 1952-1960 Mau Mau rebellion
- has personally and repeatedly shielded credibly accused rapist Prince Andrew

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Ar Di would have fucking loved this

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Don’t Stop Me Now is the straight male version of Grease Megamix and I won’t explain it.

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There is a Pink Floyd cover band on in a pub on holiday and it’s like the Pied Piper of Hamelin for dads

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Why do men hit mid 20s and pick a newsreader to fancy?