Coran

[John Cusack @johncusack]

So let me get this straight- a bad person comes into my home tries to kill me - I kill them in self defense . Then I go out and find their house and kill everyone in their house - then I find where their families live - kill them all - and some guests who are there -
Then I kill the guests families - then everything in the whole town - then everyone in the state
- when does it stop being defense ?

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

Lindsay Lohan really went back in time and grabbed her old face.

[Coran @coran]

This is what I come to Twitter for @elonmusk

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Enjoy!

[Jon Brady @_jonbrady]

In light of JK Rowling’s anger at Algerian boxer Imane Khelif, who was born female, I’ve attached a screenshot of all of the tweets the esteemed protector of women has written about convicted child rapist Steven van de Velde being allowed to compete at the Olympics

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Imane Khelif is a female boxer who has been defeated 9 times by women opponents. Those claiming she's a man have the same aims as those who claimed that the suspect in the Southport stabbings was a Muslim asylum seeker: to stir up hatred against a marginalised community

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

I would love to see this, if only to watch the heads of so many man-babies explode.

[Coran @coran]

@itsDaibhi @DAISY______may

[Coran @coran]

HAAS 1-2 LET’S GO #CanadianGP

[lindsay dodgson🍓 @linzasaur]

The reason Piers has a “world exclusive” on this isn’t because the woman was particularly hard to find or that she was picky about who can interview her. It’s because the vast majority of journalists wouldn’t ever do it. Just so we’re clear lol

[Coran @coran]

@NealCoupland

[Marcus @MJS_96]

Alison Hammond during the ad break

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Different kind of claw machine.. 😂

[Coran @coran]

LANDO 🧡

[Coran @coran]

Remove Ruth Davidson from Scottish Rugby Union - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/TDIks8JRC3 via @UKChange

[Coran @coran]

@parcelforce I was awaiting a parcel this morning and it’s been delivered, but not to me! No map on the tracking to find out where this is, just a photo of parcel in a random shed, can you help?

[insane moments in british politics @PoliticsMoments]

Tory MPs call for Gordon Brown to resign as Chancellor after he scheduled his budget during the same days as the Cheltenham horse-racing Festival (2004)

[Coran @coran]

Mugshot of the one that let a moose loose in my hoose this morning, happy #Caturday

[Coran @coran]

The dog robot backing dancers are freaking me out @jasonderulo #SuperBowl2023

[Coran @coran]

@NealCoupland