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[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Breaking News: Boko Haram threatens to leave Nigeria.

[C A R P I T A L @consultcarpital]

From Abuja to Lagos, safely and in style. 🚛✨

@consultcarpital delivers this Mercedes-Benz V-Class with our covered-body truck — secure, discreet, and handled with care. 🇳🇬

[Ibeh @masurge7]

When he removed subsidy the whole nation felt it.

Why do we now need Google, analysts and microscope for us to "feel" the benefits 😂?

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

N49,000 before Tinubu = 222 litres of fuel.

N180,000 under Tinubu = 133 litres of fuel.

[Dan_Malikee 👷🏽‍♂️🗯 @Engr_Abdulmalik]

ALMAJIRI IS EVERYWHERE IN NIGERIA.

But still there is difference between Northern Almajiri and southern Almajiri.

NORTHERN ALMAJIRI: is either young or old man who will beg and if you refuse to give them they will move.

SOUTHERN ALMAJIRI: Are strong energetic men who can work but prefer to force someone with their entitlement mindset to give them, if you refuse then they will insult you.

HUNGER EVERYWHERE BUT WE ARE NOT READY IN THIS COUNTRY🧏🏽‍♂️

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @fedevalv_]

So Pele has 757 goals as at 2021 but he now has 1283 in 2026?? You people will explain it to us😂😂😂

[I am Oluwademilade 🇵🇹♥️💙 @___DeeeCR7]

Funny thing about this is that, Messi was still Mbappe's team mate when this happened. He is their captain, yet he stood there, watched his team mate get disrespected like that. I'm glad the entire world knows he is a rat

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Does anyone remember when Argentina played Nigeria in the 2018 World Cup? it ended in one of the most controversial refereeing displays in Nigerian football history but we don’t speak about it.

Lionel Messi fired Argentina ahead in the 14th minute, but Victor Moses answered back from the penalty spot in the 51st minute to put Nigeria on the brink of the knockouts.

Then came the 76th minute robbery. Marcos Rojo blatantly handled the ball in his own box. It was a stonewall penalty, but after looking at VAR, referee Cüneyt Çakır refused to give it.

When a furious John Obi Mikel demanded answers, the ref basically told him the call was above his pay grade admitting the ball hit Rojo's hand but just saying, "I don't know" why it wasn't a penalty.

Does anyone Remember?? 😂😂

Or Make I go find the video.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Niggas have fun with their money then want to borrow yours for important stuff

[Oluwaseun @officialtelz]

I fear we are outnumbered by fools💔

[Abu bakar @abbkar_ai]

The men who ride in cars worth hundreds of millions shared a keke ambulance to the hospitals.

wallah, Nigerian politicians are cruel. 🥲💔

[ijustin @justinijeh]

Thief of staff!

Thief on staff!!

Staff of thieves!!!

[Oloye. @Ol0ye]

They want you to believe that a single man was running his own agency and getting allocation from the Federal budget on vibes and zero executive backing.

They know they haven't invested in your education enough. That's how they know you will believe anything.

[Amara Nwankpa @Nwankpa_A]

I want to know how he got assigned a budget code.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Haaland is 25 years Old but stands inside the box for most of the game. He doesn't get criticised.

But when it's 41 years old Ronaldo, they expect him to support Mendes in left back and Vitinha in midfield.

Terrible people!

[Olamide . @olamide_adee]

You’re so stupid . The Croatian government is giving grants as high as €10,000 to individuals yearly! Tax refunds as high as €1,000 once a year

Your government is giving you less than €60 to start akara business .

You’re a very stupid girl . Olodo oshi

[ThatBlessedGirl @BlessedGirl001]

You never lost your Humanity despite the trolling and hate speech against you by the media. You extend your generous hands to the needy and comfort the brokenhearted. This is why we love you for who you are not just what you do on the pitch of play. May the Lord grant you your earnest desires. THANK YOU @Cristiano

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

Awolowo said he doesn't want the children of his cooks or drivers to turn out to be cooks and drivers themselves, reason he made sure free and qualitative education was available to all in the Western region.

People dey defend frying Akara as economic empowerment in 2026

[Abduljalal Musa Aliyu @AbduljalaalMusa]

Wallaahi tallahi you guys are animals, and someone needed to tell you that without mincing words.

There is literally nothing exceptional about this. If anything, if it were possible, he was supposed to stone the governor.

His wife’s death was avoidable. If the governor had been doing his job, if security in the state had been adequate, his wife wouldn’t have died, and her children wouldn’t have been orphaned.

I mean, who, if not an animal, would use another person’s death to talk about “daukaka”? Daukaka when the government failed him and allowed riffraffs to kill his wife?

Wai ku na da hankali kuwa?

Kuma fa abu daya ke jawo wannan abin, wallahi son duniya ne. Saboda wawaye irin ka, abunda suke dubawa kawai zai samu abun duniya.

An bashi gida, an bashi kudi, don haka an siya ran matar shi.

Allaah ya raba mu da aikin jahilci da bautar abin duniya.

[Idris4Peace @Edrees4P]

People will pretend they never saw this tweet. That is Nigeria for you….