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He/Him
Event Security Supervisor, Railway Modeller and crazy scooterist from Manchester

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

A rock band is performing and the singer sees a kid with a banner asking to play guitar with them. The singer asks him:

- Do you really know how to play guitar?
- Yeah!
- What's your favorite band?
- Guns N' Roses

What happens next is incredible.

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@BeeNetwork Are trams running later, or is the last tram from @EmiratesOT as any other Thursday at 2350?

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@hellwig_uk @Sandford_Police It's never a war crime the first time!

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@Penyrheolgerrig @RAF_Luton I'm good without the blessing thanks.

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@Penyrheolgerrig @RAF_Luton Its not racism its xenophobia... And you clearly have a sense of humour tumor... Cael gafael chi fagina dwp

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@EastMidRailway Facing the fact that Mk3/4's with 67/68's wont be considered, what about using the soon to be displaced by 8xx class 220/221/222's on the route. Can run as 4/5 car sets all day long, with longer sets dropping on the peak time services.

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@Lloydy2430 I miss working in 93:20 lol

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The fact this is red is, I suspect less to do with your corporate identity, and more to just hide the blood!

To think, someone was paid a fortune to put that grab point there, above that bin and 3 inches from a big red grab pole!

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@tfwrail Can I congratulate you on this awesome bit of design on your new trains.

It is perfectly placed so that the bin is just out of reach, and when you bend down to put something into the bin, you smash your face/head on the grab point.

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I am at heart a gentleman." - Marlene Dietrich

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Funny Quote of the Day: "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." - Prince Philip

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Funny Quote of the Day: "The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward." - John Maynard Keynes

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Funny Quote of the Day: "He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." - George Eliot

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields

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Funny Quote of the Day: "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." - Winston Churchill

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Funny Quote of the Day: "You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." - Harry S Truman

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Funny Quote of the Day: "Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh

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Funny Quote of the Day: "If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" - Milton Berle

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@TimWalkwithme Last time I went it was like an unpolished turd, rolled in glitter. Auschwitz in pastel?

You can see what Britannia Hotels have done with the place... Absolutely Nothing!

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Funny Quote of the Day: "I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty." - Bob Hope