Mayor MF McCheese

I drive truck, break arms, and arm wrestle! 2nd place is for losers, 2nd SUCKS!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@Brett_McMurphy SHOTS!? Buddy… we take pulls direct from the bottle!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@stillnothawkize Ain’t nobody scared shitless of DJ Qualls!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@KnopsKnotes Classic Brands & Co. little bro move!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@LeeSpencerlee36 WOW! Standards have definitely changed! I remember seeing the Iowa team picture after they won the team championship 2009 and you would have thought they finished last. COMPLACENT?!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@Hawks_Wrestling Well… At least he will always know who DADDY IS!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@NFLOfficiating GO! FUCK! YOURSELF!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@StooliesClub @Not_NileKinnick @KayceSmith @UnnecRoughness @MichaelDiCecco2 @BarstoolCFB Haha! Go back and do a close up review of yer clip bro! It’s a fucking CrYclone fan that chucked the can! Little shit bag is wearing a red shirt.

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@hawkeye_Ron @IowaHoops

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@RHULEROFNEB @IowaHoops @J0shDix Buddy…. Chill, the McRib is back!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@korupteddonkey Sorry…. This is all that came to mind of you making that list!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@CornNation HOLY SHIT! Enough already! Quit swinging your purse and stomping your feet. Go drink a fucking beer and eat a steak and take the L like a man!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@sammmidd These tickets also came with a juice box and happy meal

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@mitchsherman Well said Mitch! I be a pissy little sycophantic fan boy if I had a hairline that went all the way to the back of my head too!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@BarstoolISU Luck ain’t got shit to do with it buck-O! FIGHT…. Until the game is WON!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@CycloneLarry69 Hey Larry! Go smoke a dried dog turd rolled in kitty litter you fuckin’ weirdo!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@sailor_04_32 @jets4L_ @IowaChill Like I told one of you smart guys earlier the only thing that matters to me is right now! State is 1 of 1, just stating you can go back to any period in this game history and find a sample that makes your team look dominant. Just don’t use 1983 through 1997.

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@sailor_04_32 @jets4L_ @IowaChill Thank you for proving my original point… Figures never live at liars figure!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@AdamSchauf72054 @jets4L_ @IowaChill You’re proving my point, figures never live at liars figure!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@BBopsEnjoyer @jets4L_ @IowaChill Gotta know where you’ve been so you’re not an unknowledgeable pissant!

[Mayor MF McCheese @DA_Gearjammer]

@jets4L_ @IowaChill With the current state of college football and NIL your metric doesn’t matter. Plane and simple it’s year to year; state is 1 of 1! See you next year!