Dakota Best

[Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE]

For the past two weeks, @SocialSecurity has begun a major cleanup of their records. Approximately 3.2 million numberholders, all listed age 120+, have now been marked as deceased. More work still to be done.

[Jon Tweets Sports @jontweetssports]

Me, watching USA vs Canada hockey, in the 4 Nations Face Off tonight, after not knowing the 4 Nations Face Off even existed 7 days ago

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Blocking traffic while waving foreign flags to get people to oppose deportations

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

Politics from 2015-2025. Distilled to a single King of the Hill scene.

[Derek Hunter @derekahunter]

Spoiler Alert: It's the same cities that were supposed to be under water by 2000 and 2020.

[Liz Churchill @liz_churchill10]

Correct @joerogan…the Conspiracy Theorists were right…

“The House released a 500 page report on the ‘Pandemic’. They basically said all of the conspiracy theorists were correct. Every single one of them. No repercussions…no apologies. None of it…”

[Richard Sherman @RSherman_25]

It’s really ridiculous he has anything to say about it.

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

The irony of it all is THIS is the guy handing out these suspensions and fines ☕️🐸

[Coach Jason Brown @TheRealCoach_JB]

‼️‼️🏈🏈 Trevor Lawrence slept himself! Stop blaming defenders in football where pads are worn! Put flags on em then! Jesus!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Matt Eberflus on the sideline watching the clock run out with a timeout in his pocket

[Max Abrahms @MaxAbrahms]

Hitler seems to have done quite well with Jews and other minorities.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

It’s almost like…

[Leb @Leb_Zeppelins]

22 year old white girls calling people racist on their IG stories only for their lives to change not at all

[Disgraced Propagandist @DisgracedProp]

2004 Kerry - 59M
2008 Obama - 69.5M
2012 Obama - 65.9M
2016 Clinton - 65.9M
2020 Biden - 81.3M
2024 Harris - 66.4M

Somebody needs to go to jail for this.

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the Century #CTESPN

@realDonaldTrump

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

I haven’t seen a man beat a woman this bad since the Olympics 😳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For PNut

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Regardless of the election results, I hope that we can all come together as Americans to put aside hate and help this country become great, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame.

[George @BehizyTweets]

WATCH: A reporter asked Trump what he would do to bring water to California, prevent the droughts, and stop the fires. His response was extremely nuanced and super BRILLIANT

"So, California, vote for Trump, and you're going to have water, and you're going to have growth, and you're going to have prosperity. And all those people that are leaving are going to really come back."

This is why I love Trump. The way he broke everything down to eventually bring it back to the solution was simply beautiful, especially considering he did it all on the spot. Imagine what Kamala would've said in response to this😂

[Montana Best @MontanaBest5]

After a great talk with @JarrenHightower, I am excited to announce that I have received an offer to play football @AvilaFootball!!