Dylan Banner

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

My roommate from freshman year of college (love you Billy) used to talk in his sleep alot and it was usually either really creepy or incoherent. One night he sat straight up in his sleep and said "bro.... what.. the fuck... is life?" And it still fucks me up I wish I knew man

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

Like, I would have been fine with Cleveland.

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

Going to both Lancaster AND Philly without stopping near Pittsburgh is kind of whack

[Underoath @UnderoathBand]

This is not a test. Define the Great Line 20th Anniversary Tour. https://t.co/hYaFO617YK

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

The Pirates legit have their own version of Sidney Crosby. Please keep this man in Pittsburgh.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Paul Skenes saw the lights on at a Little League field and stopped to hangout for over two hours

(via @FSBigBob)

[Offside News @offsidenewsco]

With 41,570 write-in votes, Evgeni Malkin takes home DILF of the Year. #LetsGoPens

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

Thank you

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

then 🤝 now 🥹

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

then 🤝 now 🥹

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

Please god let Rodgers sign with Arizona so the Steelers can come to their senses

[Kendrick Bourne Poly @KendrickBourne_]

@AaronRodgers12 Come on we waiting on you 👀😁

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@UrinatingTree Trade Wotherspoon and Karlsson? Are you hoping they tear it down or something? That's a rebuild style move. If youre giving up on winning another cup with 87, fine, but you don't overhaul the defense by getting rid of its best pairing. Especially if you dont bring back Shea.

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@CultureCrave So wait do you have to be online every 30 days, or literally open the game every 30 days???

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

Here we go again, not coming up with any legitimate plan at QB until AR decides if he belongs on the field or in a retirement home. Why are they letting a 42 year old dictate their offseason.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Sources: the Steelers placed the rare UFA tender on Aaron Rodgers, meaning that he can accept a 10 percent raise off last year’s salary, which would pay him about $15 million this season.

As another condition of the tender, Rodgers would only be able to sign with the Steelers once training camp begins.

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@H2P1585 @PenguinsJesus @ThePoniExpress "No one takes you seriously" he shouted at an account that obviously exists only to shit post

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to the game today?

RT for your chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes Cy Young bobblehead!

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@ThePoniExpress Regulation losses:
Islanders 33
Devils 36
Caps 30
Flyers 27
Penguins 24

Very few teams beat the Pens in regulation, it takes a 3v3 or shootout to beat them. If they win their last game, they will have lost fewer than 30% of their games at 5v5. Don't act like that doesn't matter.

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@Deathsmistress7 @ThePoniExpress This is a Pittsburgh reporter lol but he just tweets BS for engagement

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

The roads around my house have had craters in them for months. Those companies can shove it, they don't fix shit anyway.

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Companies in Pittsburgh are reportedly chasing down Pirates fans who are stealing traffic cones. Pirates players are "Hoisting the Cone" to celebrate home runs this season

(via @KDKA)

[LINKIN PARK @linkinpark]

Happy Birthday Chester ❤️

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@Twing27 He's probably still at least a week out, hasn't taken any real contact yet. Geno back from suspension tho

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

I had bone contusions when I tore my ACL, I asked the doctor about it and he said "oh dont worry about that you have bigger problems" lol

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Auston Matthews will miss the rest of the season after sustaining a grade 3 MCL tear and a quad contusion against the Ducks on Thursday, the Leafs announced.

[Dylan Banner @DBanner21]

@BrandonPerna So what happens to their salary cap now with all those signings

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

10 goals in 21 games with the Penguins for Chinakhov. That's a 39 goal rate over 82 games.