Dell Belger

Family man. Restores antiques. Conservative. Anti clot shot. Not on X to meet someone to go to a Coldplay concert. Married till death do us part.

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@k_guarez The fury of a pissed off man that bought the truck for his retirement will match up pretty close.

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@OfficialOPLive I’m watching the morons in California conducting a low speed hour long chase. Knowing that if Chief Taylor was handling the chase the perp would be crawling out of the upside down truck.

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Does it irritate you when people ask stupid questions just to get clicks?

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What’s up with Dan’s background?

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@riverrat328 I shop in my boxers.

On Amazon.

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@riverrat328 Red crayons have the best flavor. Hope your day gets better.

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@k_guarez There’s an app for that 😂

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@OfficialOPLive has some of the dumbest commercials. I know advertisers have to target audiences but I am ready to shove that stupid banana up …

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@TiffMoodNukes I hope you post video. When I first read that you and your husband were going to do that I thought that was so fun. Y’all have a blast!

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@riverrat328 That’s a hell of a form job. I doubt most contractors would have done that good of a job.

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@riverrat328 @dogwoodblooms @JMURR2012 I’m bad about assuming all of NY is bad. I do the same thing with California. To all five of those people, I am sorry 😂

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Well, doesn’t look like they gaslit the Hantavirus enough and fear mongers aren’t promoting Ebola as hard. With midterms approaching the libs are going to have to come up with a new scamdemic. Maybe one with instant head exploding. Sounds legit.

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@iheartmindy @HistorianUSA1 @PeachProof23 All of our bike lanes are full of the debris from the roadways. With the skinny rims and tires I don’t know how a bike rider can stay steady.

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@taylordiveley Ring Neighbors has folks in Camden and Florence reporting it too. I thought the building next door exploded.

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@ChrisJacksonSC Southeast Columbia. Felt like the building next door exploded. Short but intense. Keep hearing that it was a jet. Sonic boom.

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@riverrat328 @TheBabylonBee @SamGilmont4210 He definitely needed a diaper change. They need to go ahead and admit that Bidophile’s brain was where Bill Cosby was getting his pudding pops from.

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@atensnut @camhigby Cinching his belt right below his chest has probably cut off the blood to his peanut brain.

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Seems legit.

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When are the greedy corporations going to drop their prices?

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Took a hard fall in my shop this morning. Luckily the concrete softened the blow. I feel like the day after a car wreck sore.